How To Take Care of Your Human Pet: An Owner's Guide

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book How To Take Care of Your Human Pet: An Owner's Guide by Sami Oskar, Sami Oskar
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Author: Sami Oskar ISBN: 9781458150035
Publisher: Sami Oskar Publication: June 4, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Sami Oskar
ISBN: 9781458150035
Publisher: Sami Oskar
Publication: June 4, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Are you an alien who just purchased your first Human pet? Don't panic!
Just read this guide that comes with your Human pet.

In this guide you will get answers to questions like:
How to help your Human pets to reproduce, why Human pets have different colors and how to tell the difference between Human pets and other humanoids.

Excerpt (why Human pets have different colors):

Human pets in wild come in variety of colors. Brown, pink, red, orange, black, olive and albino. These differences are certainly entertaining but are also believed to serve a function, camouflage. Albeit, a very crude form of camouflage. For example olives can only hide in sand and not grass and most of their home planet is blue. Colors such as green, purple and yellow has been added, courtesy of our research programs, to give you even more freedom of choice.

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Are you an alien who just purchased your first Human pet? Don't panic!
Just read this guide that comes with your Human pet.

In this guide you will get answers to questions like:
How to help your Human pets to reproduce, why Human pets have different colors and how to tell the difference between Human pets and other humanoids.

Excerpt (why Human pets have different colors):

Human pets in wild come in variety of colors. Brown, pink, red, orange, black, olive and albino. These differences are certainly entertaining but are also believed to serve a function, camouflage. Albeit, a very crude form of camouflage. For example olives can only hide in sand and not grass and most of their home planet is blue. Colors such as green, purple and yellow has been added, courtesy of our research programs, to give you even more freedom of choice.

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