| Author: | John W. Regan | ISBN: | 9781370063468 |
| Publisher: | John W. Regan | Publication: | July 28, 2016 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | John W. Regan |
| ISBN: | 9781370063468 |
| Publisher: | John W. Regan |
| Publication: | July 28, 2016 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
Long story short: Regina hung up the phone and concluded she had to weather the storm. She ate a bag of Funyuns; watched Sister Angelica until midnight; swore Hail Mary prayers…
But none of those surefire remedies calmed the nerves…or the tum-tum: in the span of forty-five minutes, Regina took three big mounding poo-poos. Had she not turned to the suffering Christ on her wall, poor Dumbo might have tossed and turned and pooped the night away.
“Regina,” Jesus said, “you have my blessing to drink the Irish and eat the Unisom SleepGels.”
And wouldn’t you know? Jesus’s potent cocktail blasted her into the Sandman’s den.
Therefore, she was groggy when the Gestapo burst into her house.
Long story short: Regina hung up the phone and concluded she had to weather the storm. She ate a bag of Funyuns; watched Sister Angelica until midnight; swore Hail Mary prayers…
But none of those surefire remedies calmed the nerves…or the tum-tum: in the span of forty-five minutes, Regina took three big mounding poo-poos. Had she not turned to the suffering Christ on her wall, poor Dumbo might have tossed and turned and pooped the night away.
“Regina,” Jesus said, “you have my blessing to drink the Irish and eat the Unisom SleepGels.”
And wouldn’t you know? Jesus’s potent cocktail blasted her into the Sandman’s den.
Therefore, she was groggy when the Gestapo burst into her house.
