Generating Effluence

Generating Effluence is the passport to an incomparable journey of self-discovery. This book explores the meaning of Everything, Nothing, and our relation to both. In it, Dr. Popache charts a course of knowledge that encompasses the quantum quirks of subatomic particles and the very nature of God.
The totally illogical concept of a Field of All Possibilities is scorched by the good doctor’s reason and bulldozed by his application of real science. Popache’s arguments interspersed and supported by the wisdom of Bleen, pave over that burnt and decrepit field with the smooth and level Playground of Ordered Possibilities (PoOP). The action of every particle and wave in the Universe is directed and disciplined by the PoOP’s strict rules. And so are we.
When we accept that the concept of free will is a sham, that we cannot buck the Universe’s design for our lives, that we cannot become something other than what we already are, we are truly freed.
Using the alphabet as a mnemonic and guide, the most sublime intellect of our age lays out the method for us all to participate in the bounty of Everything by the simple act of becoming Nothing. The transcendent but easily accessible advice within these pages is the key to joy, personal satisfaction, and immeasurable prosperity. Unbridled Affluence will follow after we remove Everything that blocks our Effluence. Then, like this book, our lives will overflow with pure Effluent.
Our eminent guide challenges us to stand up, shake off the negative energy of our egos, and accept a Universe that, on a good day, is pathologically chaotic.
Hark! The whistle blows!
We embark now.
Hop aboard. Purchase this book and the future is yours. Place this book back on the shelf and you may regret it tomorrow when the Universe sneaks up and smacks you upside the head.