| Author: | Nick Jones | ISBN: | 9780993079429 |
| Publisher: | Nick Jones | Publication: | June 2, 2015 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | Nick Jones |
| ISBN: | 9780993079429 |
| Publisher: | Nick Jones |
| Publication: | June 2, 2015 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
"It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." The Bookbag
Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones and published by Full Media Ltd. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport.
Jokes include:
When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive.
What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf.
Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day.
I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.
"It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." The Bookbag
Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones and published by Full Media Ltd. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport.
Jokes include:
When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive.
What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf.
Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day.
I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.
