Flashing It: A Tiny Collection of Tiny Stories

Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Contemporary, Science Fiction
Cover of the book Flashing It: A Tiny Collection of Tiny Stories by Vivian Unger, Vivian Unger
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Author: Vivian Unger ISBN: 9781310326226
Publisher: Vivian Unger Publication: November 3, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Vivian Unger
ISBN: 9781310326226
Publisher: Vivian Unger
Publication: November 3, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

An unusual audition that changes the course of Hollywood movie-making. An unusual cookbook. Boltzmann brains! And more in this brief collection of flash fiction, in which not everyone has bothered to put on a pair of briefs. (And some can't, because they have no bodies.)

Excerpt:
This happened back when Hollywood was brand new--just a bunch of Jewish men congregatin' on a patch of desert to make pictures. They hadn't even figured out yet what a movie star oughta be. They were takin' all comers: pretty, plain, young, old, fat, thin, you name it. So one day the studio door opens and in walks this broad with her big hips wobbling. Mediterranean-looking she was, her thick black hair streaked with grey. They asked her name and she said "Baubo."

"And your last name?"

"Just Baubo."

She was a couple of eons old if she was a day. But they didn't know that, and they didn't know she was a goddess neither. If they'd known either o' them things, they might o' been warier.

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An unusual audition that changes the course of Hollywood movie-making. An unusual cookbook. Boltzmann brains! And more in this brief collection of flash fiction, in which not everyone has bothered to put on a pair of briefs. (And some can't, because they have no bodies.)

Excerpt:
This happened back when Hollywood was brand new--just a bunch of Jewish men congregatin' on a patch of desert to make pictures. They hadn't even figured out yet what a movie star oughta be. They were takin' all comers: pretty, plain, young, old, fat, thin, you name it. So one day the studio door opens and in walks this broad with her big hips wobbling. Mediterranean-looking she was, her thick black hair streaked with grey. They asked her name and she said "Baubo."

"And your last name?"

"Just Baubo."

She was a couple of eons old if she was a day. But they didn't know that, and they didn't know she was a goddess neither. If they'd known either o' them things, they might o' been warier.

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