First Wish

Melanie knew exactly what she'd ask for if a genie popped out of a bottle and offered her a wish.  What her past boyfriends hadn't quite managed to do for her.  But when she actually finds a genie, it isn't quite as simple as snapping his fingers: he can't just magically grant wishes.  But he can do a lot of other things.  A lot of other things.  Frustratingly, it seems like the only thing he won't do, is Melanie...