Eighty Anyone?

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
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Author: Bob Deyenberg ISBN: 9781468515695
Publisher: AuthorHouse Publication: November 18, 2004
Imprint: AuthorHouse Language: English
Author: Bob Deyenberg
ISBN: 9781468515695
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Publication: November 18, 2004
Imprint: AuthorHouse
Language: English

80 year old Joe Binky has all the answers on how to live a longer healthy life.He has two mottos he lives by: Never do it right if you can get away with doing it half assed. And: Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

Never do no stress, He says, Its bad for you. Marry a really crappy cook. I never gained one ounce on Bambis cooking... You couldnt keep much of it down. I lived all my life on beer, pretzels, an smoked pig entrails, which contains all the good vitamins... It is good to have good Genes, which you get from your dead relatives. If you got bad Genes, forget it.

You aint gonna last long anyway.

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80 year old Joe Binky has all the answers on how to live a longer healthy life.He has two mottos he lives by: Never do it right if you can get away with doing it half assed. And: Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

Never do no stress, He says, Its bad for you. Marry a really crappy cook. I never gained one ounce on Bambis cooking... You couldnt keep much of it down. I lived all my life on beer, pretzels, an smoked pig entrails, which contains all the good vitamins... It is good to have good Genes, which you get from your dead relatives. If you got bad Genes, forget it.

You aint gonna last long anyway.

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