Dog Boy Bobbing in a Boat, The Autobiography of God

Fiction & Literature, Literary
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Author: RMark Johnson ISBN: 9781301857760
Publisher: RMark Johnson Publication: June 14, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: RMark Johnson
ISBN: 9781301857760
Publisher: RMark Johnson
Publication: June 14, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

In this wry, understated, illustrated novelette, RMark Johnson claims that God was originally a small Dog bobbing in a row boat on a Cosmic Lake, speaking in fluent Sunfish. Sometimes God is a He, sometimes a She. The Serpent isn't evil (He's Mexican, usually). The Forbidden Tree has poisonous almonds. Adam hangs by his knees hooked around a branch and addresses God as "O Great Twerp." Eve cooks.
In this first book of RMark Johnson's Genesis, God seems to suffer multiple personality disorder. He fusses over the shape of His/Her breasts as well as his His other creations: Heaven, Earth, a black beret and Aviator Ray Bans. The Angel supposedly guarding the entrance to Eden turns out be a Celestial Squatter. Cain does not slay Abel. Witnessing all and understanding only what matters, (very little, as it happens) Adam and Eve are left to cope.

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In this wry, understated, illustrated novelette, RMark Johnson claims that God was originally a small Dog bobbing in a row boat on a Cosmic Lake, speaking in fluent Sunfish. Sometimes God is a He, sometimes a She. The Serpent isn't evil (He's Mexican, usually). The Forbidden Tree has poisonous almonds. Adam hangs by his knees hooked around a branch and addresses God as "O Great Twerp." Eve cooks.
In this first book of RMark Johnson's Genesis, God seems to suffer multiple personality disorder. He fusses over the shape of His/Her breasts as well as his His other creations: Heaven, Earth, a black beret and Aviator Ray Bans. The Angel supposedly guarding the entrance to Eden turns out be a Celestial Squatter. Cain does not slay Abel. Witnessing all and understanding only what matters, (very little, as it happens) Adam and Eve are left to cope.

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