Do Not Call...Or Else

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
Cover of the book Do Not Call...Or Else by Ryne Douglas Pearson, Ryne Douglas Pearson
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Author: Ryne Douglas Pearson ISBN: 9781501483462
Publisher: Ryne Douglas Pearson Publication: October 31, 2013
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Ryne Douglas Pearson
ISBN: 9781501483462
Publisher: Ryne Douglas Pearson
Publication: October 31, 2013
Imprint:
Language: English

A hilarious collection of exchanges between telemarketers and the author, who decided to stop hanging up on unwanted calls and start having fun. Entertain yourself as you experience Origami Cheese Wheels, Belok The Star Warrior, The Drainage, and many more transcriptions of actual interactions. How many times will an overseas call center call back to offer 'medical compensation' after the author tells them he has tumors on his wings? How far past blatantly absurd can the author push it before telemarketers hang up? And what did a family of raccoons do to the author's imaginary dog in one twisted exchange? Grab yourself a drink and prepare to spit it out laughing as you experience Price Check On Blood, Super Power One Twenty, Potato Salad Therapy, and dozens more.

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A hilarious collection of exchanges between telemarketers and the author, who decided to stop hanging up on unwanted calls and start having fun. Entertain yourself as you experience Origami Cheese Wheels, Belok The Star Warrior, The Drainage, and many more transcriptions of actual interactions. How many times will an overseas call center call back to offer 'medical compensation' after the author tells them he has tumors on his wings? How far past blatantly absurd can the author push it before telemarketers hang up? And what did a family of raccoons do to the author's imaginary dog in one twisted exchange? Grab yourself a drink and prepare to spit it out laughing as you experience Price Check On Blood, Super Power One Twenty, Potato Salad Therapy, and dozens more.

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