Date Like A Scoundrel: 10 Things to Tell Ugly Chicks on a First Date

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book Date Like A Scoundrel: 10 Things to Tell Ugly Chicks on a First Date by Donald Rump, Donald Rump
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Author: Donald Rump ISBN: 9781540113696
Publisher: Donald Rump Publication: July 10, 2018
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Donald Rump
ISBN: 9781540113696
Publisher: Donald Rump
Publication: July 10, 2018
Imprint:
Language: English

I've no idea what's going in that pea-brained mind of yours.

Perhaps it's all that crack you've been smoking. Who knows? And who cares?

You are a scoundrel after all, so it isn't hard to see your angle.

Now you've set your sites on the ugliest girl in the room, if not on earth. Even though you've set the bar low—way low—you're not sure how to proceed. Perhaps you could use some advice before pissing your precious time and money away?

Good, for I have just the thing for you. From one scoundrel to another…

Approximately 11,000 words.

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I've no idea what's going in that pea-brained mind of yours.

Perhaps it's all that crack you've been smoking. Who knows? And who cares?

You are a scoundrel after all, so it isn't hard to see your angle.

Now you've set your sites on the ugliest girl in the room, if not on earth. Even though you've set the bar low—way low—you're not sure how to proceed. Perhaps you could use some advice before pissing your precious time and money away?

Good, for I have just the thing for you. From one scoundrel to another…

Approximately 11,000 words.

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