Dad's Library Volume One: 27 Crappy Poems and Other Things to Read on the Toilet

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book Dad's Library Volume One: 27 Crappy Poems and Other Things to Read on the Toilet by Croyus, Croyus
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Author: Croyus ISBN: 9781301142514
Publisher: Croyus Publication: September 14, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Croyus
ISBN: 9781301142514
Publisher: Croyus
Publication: September 14, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Buy Smashwords’ favorite book of poop-related poetry!!

What if you sat on the toilet every day and contemplated your life? What if you did not have any reading material to distract you from examining your existence? The first volume of "Dad's Library, 27 Crappy Poems and Other Things to Read on the Toilet", is just the distraction you need. Long enough to squeeze out a small turd, and short enough not to let you forget your place in the book. You will read this book every day: every day you poo. Moreover, if you are irregular like the author, that probably will be every day. If you are regular, then maybe reading some crappy poetry will help you clear out your pipes. It is worth a shot. What else do you have to do on the toilet?

All the poetry is 99.16% crappy, GUARANTEED!!

What does that mean? You will need to read this book and find out before the movie comes out. And what a movie it will be! Not only will it include references to poop; it will also include multiple words for shit!

Maybe the movie will come in Smell-a-vision. Wouldn't it be interesting to compare how corn smells processed by your body as opposed to your neighbor’s? Oh, the conversations you will have.
All because you bought the first book in the Dad's Library series.

Congratulations, you will never be without a conversation starter.

There is more! However, you have to buy the book and read it, digest its contents, and sit on the toilet to contemplate your reality in a world where a book of crappy poetry made you smile.

How old are you?

After reading this book, younger than you thought.

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Buy Smashwords’ favorite book of poop-related poetry!!

What if you sat on the toilet every day and contemplated your life? What if you did not have any reading material to distract you from examining your existence? The first volume of "Dad's Library, 27 Crappy Poems and Other Things to Read on the Toilet", is just the distraction you need. Long enough to squeeze out a small turd, and short enough not to let you forget your place in the book. You will read this book every day: every day you poo. Moreover, if you are irregular like the author, that probably will be every day. If you are regular, then maybe reading some crappy poetry will help you clear out your pipes. It is worth a shot. What else do you have to do on the toilet?

All the poetry is 99.16% crappy, GUARANTEED!!

What does that mean? You will need to read this book and find out before the movie comes out. And what a movie it will be! Not only will it include references to poop; it will also include multiple words for shit!

Maybe the movie will come in Smell-a-vision. Wouldn't it be interesting to compare how corn smells processed by your body as opposed to your neighbor’s? Oh, the conversations you will have.
All because you bought the first book in the Dad's Library series.

Congratulations, you will never be without a conversation starter.

There is more! However, you have to buy the book and read it, digest its contents, and sit on the toilet to contemplate your reality in a world where a book of crappy poetry made you smile.

How old are you?

After reading this book, younger than you thought.

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