Chocolate Flarm

Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Romance, Erotica
Cover of the book Chocolate Flarm by Austin Malcome, Austin Malcome
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Author: Austin Malcome ISBN: 9781370061532
Publisher: Austin Malcome Publication: March 7, 2018
Imprint: Smashwords Language: English
Author: Austin Malcome
ISBN: 9781370061532
Publisher: Austin Malcome
Publication: March 7, 2018
Imprint: Smashwords
Language: English

This is the legendary tale of that smelliest of cheeses, Chocolate Flarm.

He's been called many things: Chocolate Flarm the Notorious, Chocolate Flarm the Brutal, Chocolate Flarm the Horny, Big Papa Stinkems, The Cheese Face Killa--but in our story, we see Chocolate Flarm, the suicidal cheese.

Downtrodden and despondent, Chocolate Flarm wants to die. When he meets a curvy prostitute named Jolly, he just might discover that life is full of delights. Like crack.

Alec Baldwin* stars in the magical story, "Chocolate Flarm."

*Alec Baldwin does not star in "Chocolate Flarm." But he could if he wanted to.**

**Alec Baldwin is not associated with "Chocolate Flarm" in any way. His name is used in a parodic manner. To the best of my knowledge, Mr. Baldwin is unaware of Chocolate Flarm.***

***Hey, does anyone know how to get ahold of Alec Baldwin? He might like this book. It would make a great movie.

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This is the legendary tale of that smelliest of cheeses, Chocolate Flarm.

He's been called many things: Chocolate Flarm the Notorious, Chocolate Flarm the Brutal, Chocolate Flarm the Horny, Big Papa Stinkems, The Cheese Face Killa--but in our story, we see Chocolate Flarm, the suicidal cheese.

Downtrodden and despondent, Chocolate Flarm wants to die. When he meets a curvy prostitute named Jolly, he just might discover that life is full of delights. Like crack.

Alec Baldwin* stars in the magical story, "Chocolate Flarm."

*Alec Baldwin does not star in "Chocolate Flarm." But he could if he wanted to.**

**Alec Baldwin is not associated with "Chocolate Flarm" in any way. His name is used in a parodic manner. To the best of my knowledge, Mr. Baldwin is unaware of Chocolate Flarm.***

***Hey, does anyone know how to get ahold of Alec Baldwin? He might like this book. It would make a great movie.

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