Cattiness

Some Cats Are Jerks

Nonfiction, Science & Nature, Pets, Cats, Home & Garden, Nature
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Author: Margaret Cioffi ISBN: 9781681571324
Publisher: Blue River Press Publication: December 15, 2009
Imprint: Blue River Press Language: English
Author: Margaret Cioffi
ISBN: 9781681571324
Publisher: Blue River Press
Publication: December 15, 2009
Imprint: Blue River Press
Language: English

We all love cats. Well maybe not all of us, probably about half the population, or a bit less, like maybe a quarter of the population loves cats, maybe not quite that many, but a bunch of people love cats. There’s something about cats that folks who love them find very catty and cute, cute, cute.

No two cats are alike. Besides being adorably cute, every cat has its own catishes that are either delightful or obnoxious, or a combination of both. Most cats are a combination of lovey dovey and catanic all rolled into one adorable furry dickens. Sometimes they are absolutely wonderful and loving, and then other times they appear to be possessed by some sort of catevil.

Kittens, however cuddly and adorable, are just as prone to cat moods as grown-ups. One minute they are curled up in a fluffy ball on your lap, and the next minute they are racing past you like you never existed, heading for a place to claw, a tissue to tear, or something to knock off a table. They will do this without so much as a sideways glance at you, the purveyor of those loving pats and scratches and yummy food. Nope, cats do not say thank you, never ever. You, loving human, have served your purpose, done your duty and they, the kittens or cats, have places to go, food to eat, naps to take, and your personal property to destroy.

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We all love cats. Well maybe not all of us, probably about half the population, or a bit less, like maybe a quarter of the population loves cats, maybe not quite that many, but a bunch of people love cats. There’s something about cats that folks who love them find very catty and cute, cute, cute.

No two cats are alike. Besides being adorably cute, every cat has its own catishes that are either delightful or obnoxious, or a combination of both. Most cats are a combination of lovey dovey and catanic all rolled into one adorable furry dickens. Sometimes they are absolutely wonderful and loving, and then other times they appear to be possessed by some sort of catevil.

Kittens, however cuddly and adorable, are just as prone to cat moods as grown-ups. One minute they are curled up in a fluffy ball on your lap, and the next minute they are racing past you like you never existed, heading for a place to claw, a tissue to tear, or something to knock off a table. They will do this without so much as a sideways glance at you, the purveyor of those loving pats and scratches and yummy food. Nope, cats do not say thank you, never ever. You, loving human, have served your purpose, done your duty and they, the kittens or cats, have places to go, food to eat, naps to take, and your personal property to destroy.

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