Cannibalism

Tommy Edwards had a fascination of burning things. It gave him a high like no other. Tommy was an outcast that had absolutely no talent musically or athletically, and no friends to speak of. Tommy would peer out his bedroom window and watch people walking down the sidewalks laughing and enjoying life. Tommy yearned for that kind of life but knew in the back of his mind that was just a fantasy. Also, Tommy’s house was a little run down, and his neighbors let him know about it quite frequently.

Tommy was getting sick and tired about being reminded about his yard and house. He finally snapped and decided to teach his neighbors a valuable lesson. He always wondered what a body cooked would taste like, so he invited his most annoying neighbor, Mike Gardner, over and knocked him unconscious. He tied his body to a metal table he had purchased just days before his morbid plans.

When Mike finally came to, he looked at his surroundings and said, “Where the hell am I?”

Tommy said, “You’re in my basement, and I’m really hungry.”

“So what! Go get something to eat and untie me from this table—and by the way, where are my clothes?” asked Mike in an angry voice.

“Don’t worry, you won’t be needing them anymore. And to answer your questions about me untying you and getting something to eat: number one, I’m not untying you. And number two, you are what I’m going to eat!” laughed Tommy.

Mike replied, “You’re sick! Untie me this moment and you’re not going to get away with this!”

“Oh, but I will! Let’s cut the small talk and see what you taste like. I will do one thing for you before we start, and that’s inject you with a paralyzing agent.”

“Please don’t do this, is it money you want?” said Mike nervously.

“I don’t need your money, I just want to see what a cooked human body tastes like. That’s all. Besides, I don’t like the way you have treated me, so what a good way to pay you back for the way you treated me!”