Wtf Productions: 2 books

Clyde Perkins has an idea in his mind and a gun to his head. If only he could convince the hitman that has been sent to kill him to spare a few more minutes so that he can finish off his newest masterpiece. When all attempts fail, perhaps humor in the one thing that can win the cold-blooded assassin over.  Approximately 3,900 words in all.

Borges Svelt set a goal; a goal that he has no hope of achieving: writing 100,000 words in one day. At first he takes baby steps, averaging 25,000 words per day before encountering his first obstacle. With a little ingenuity, can the eccentric author conquer his dream? Or is he totally out of his...