Woodpecker Media: 9 books

“Alexander was only defeated once…and that was by Hephaestion’s thighs.” -- Cynic Philosophers, about 2,000 years ago In this hilarious and meticulously researched biography, Humanities professor and sometime standup comic Dr. Will Arnett reveals the truth about Alexander: The...

Part Bridget Jones’s Diary, part Ten Things I Hate About You, Dale Dent’s Diary is a fresh, funny and surprisingly touching look at one gay man’s neurotic pursuit of love. Or at least volcanic sex.  In the war between his heart and his privates, 27 year-old Dale Dent thinks he wants his...

Master The Greatest Challenge You Face As A Writer:  Constant Rejection This book shows newbies, midlisters, self-published and best selling authors how to transcend painful obstacles like rejected manuscripts, bad reviews, insulting advances and poor sales.  Using the latest studies in...

Gay sex advice expert Michael Alvear shows women how to get more pleasure out of giving blowjobs. With the masterful techniques in this book, blowjobs will become a critical way of satisfying YOUR sexual desires, not just his. There Is No Point In Giving A Blow Job Unless It’s Sexually Satisfying...

Two evangelicals who “prefer saviors who weren’t crucified” teach Trump supporters how to channel their inner Orange in this savagely funny satire disguised as a self-help book. First lesson: There’s no gold at the end of the Golden Rule. “A barbed send-up...filled with satirical...

The #1 Gay Sex Guide For 2 Years In A Row! It combines porn industry secrets with innovative techniques from the latest gay male sex research so you can COMPLETELY relax your sphincter for no-pain intercourse. Does bottoming hurt too much? Do hygiene worries keep you from trying? This book is...

QUIT SUGAR LIKE ADDICTS QUIT DRUGS Get off sugar the way psychologists get people off drugs. This book will teach you how to free yourself from unhealthy foods with the pain-free principles of medically supervised drug withdrawals. FREE YOURSELF FROM FRIES AND CHIPS, TOO. Got...

Watch Trump supporters get crushed under the weight of their own MAGA hats in this wickedly funny revenge fantasy. The story opens with die-hard deplorables living like The Donald in their everyday lives. At first they score early wins when they go Tourette's with the truth and ignore their...

Learn secret hot spots and little-known pressure points as well as the groundbreaking suspense/resolve method known as the "Peacock Technique" --it'll light up your partners like an all-night liquor store! Includes pics, gifs and videos showcasing the techniques. Written by the hilarious and...