Willie Qwit: 5 books

Randy Baker loves rubbers. His lifelong ambition is to be a rubber baron, the biggest name in the rubber game. Polite society calls them condoms, but to Randy they’ll always be rubbers.Pete Reynolds is Randy’s best friend and a genius that passes the CPA and Missouri Bar exams at age eighteen....

Hank is the worst starship commander the universe has ever seen. He sets his eyes on stealing Borate 27g, a priceless mineral found in abundance on a promising looking planet. Hank assembles a team to explore the planet and help him formulate a plan to steal the Borate 27g. His ineptitude and stupidity...

Bennie Street decided to help two battered women by exacting retribution against their abusers. Amy was running from Eugene Granger, who had punched her and pushed her down a flight of stairs. Monique was fleeing from Henry Morris, who had tried to rape her when she wouldn’t give him what he wanted....

K.T. McClellan and Eric Warson were brought together when their mutual friend Marty Russell was brutally murdered. K.T. was on leave from her job as a special agent with the Criminal Investigation Unit of the IRS. Eric took Marty’s job as an aircraft mechanic at Millennium Aeronautics. But Eric’s...

Adam Olson and Jenny Brighton moved to Chicago to take jobs working for Thaddeus Drake, the most influential conservative media mogul in the country. But Adam and Jenny quickly discovered that Drake was anything but conservative. Drake’s lust for bimbos with enormous breasts was surpassed only by...