William T Moyer: 21 books

A slight movement in the corner of the room caught my attention.I shined my flashlight in that direction and my eyes beheld an amazing sight. There crouched in the corner was a young very thin blond girl protectively holding a tiny baby all swaddled in a raggedy blanket. I could tell this frail girl...

This is the second collection of hilariously funny true police adventures."The Biscuit" concerns a particularly grisly car accident."Fun With winos" is just as it sounds."The Bionic man" is amazing."Fritz" is a humorous dog story."Kung Fu" is about the unusual training of officer "Killer Diller".Each is true and each is edgy and fun.

He was processing him at the jail when his prisoner spit right in his face, in front of about ten other officers. The room got deathly quiet. Gary slowly brought his head up looked into the drunk driver’s eyes and said in his slow southern drawl, “My, you have an unusually large supply of saliva tonight.” From that night on Gary was called "Spittle". They call me "Big Pink".

I had begun to notice little things, strange little things. I was in the grocery store couple of days ago, just walking around with the damn song going through my head. I remember I was looking at the cans of sweet baby peas, when an older guy with a white beard strolled by pushing his cart. As he...

She took a deep breath and sort of sobbed it out, “Last Wednesday night I met him at the Glenwood baseball park after it had closed like I usually did when he is on second shift. We made love on a piece of cardboard in the baseball dugout. We had done this several times before, but this time it was different.” This time he hurt me.

We boarded the big twin propeller airplane and took our seats. Mom let me sit by the window so I could witness the wonders of flight for the first time. I was a little nervous as the pilot gave the plane full throttle and we started the take off run. I tightly gripped the arm rests; mom noticed and...

No one can predict the future and there is no way of knowing what the future holds for cigarettes and tobacco. The EPA is always trying to change things and our federal and state governments love tobacco taxes.I like being self-sufficient by growing my own tobacco.Knowing that my tobacco is pesticide...