Streetwise Publications: 17 books

A hilarious collection of observations of everyday life for an Expat in the Philippines, seen through the eyes of The Anonymous Bear. Everyone has an anonymous them, an alter ego. Someone within who says the things they want to say and does what they dare not do as themselves. In this collection of...

Bargirls, Bini Boys & Blades is an entertaining collection of the true life adventures of the author in the Philippines from 1988 to 2003. Twenty five years of regular vacations, business trips and time spent living there as an expat saw the author playing Russian Roulette with a drunken police sergeant,...

Even more true adventures in the Philippines with pick pockets, scammers, pirate banca captains, dodgy business partners, suicidal scuba divers and a lot more! The highly entertaining add easy to enjoy writing style of the author once again gives the reader excellent value for money in this second...

Nobody suspects little old ladies of doing bad things... like sedating their house guests and strangling them with a machine knitted garrotte! Hilda Hopkins hits the road and outwits the police and everyone chasing her, but no one can run forever, especially not at her age and in those stockings! Hilda...

'Hilda Hopkins, For queen And Country', is the fifth Hilda Hopkins machine knitting serial murder thriller in a series that is growing in popularity wherever machine knitters,a nd serial killing pensioner ladies, get together. This time Hilda narrowly escapes a hit team, bumps off an assassin while...

Our machine knitting serial killer is back at it only this time tucked away in a lonely windswept, seaside B&B. Having escaped the law once again, Hilda uses her guile and wits to hide out with the B&B's owner, the nasty yet malleable, Mrs Abigail Moffat. It's not long before Hilda has everything...

Britain's leading machine knitting serial killer, Hilda Hopkins is back! Even while on leave, our anti-hero manages to wade knee deep in dead bodies while making some exquisite arts and crafts! In this, the final Hilda Hopkins' adventure, we tie up some loose ends as various characters tie the knot while others find themselves tied to the past!

An eclectic collection of short stories by two of Britain's best writers, Vivienne Fagan and Jonathon St.Cyr. As Fagan says 'this is a 'dippy' book'. You can dip in and out of it as you commute or just need a quick read, or there are longer stories that engross as well as entertain.

A mysterious blue van provides the first clue in this race to rescue abducted MINX Clarice Leverson. Her colleague, the notorious machine knitting serial killer and M.I. Nix assassin Hilda Hopkins is close behind, dragging her boss Sir Ambrose with her across London, Midchester and on to a deserted...

Hilda Hopkins is up to her old tricks. After a close shave with her old nemesis, PC Barbara Grey, at Victoria Station, Hilda finds herself a cushy billet as Maid to a Madame. Madame Tempest to be precise! While Madame busies herself handing out discipline, lines and lashes to a steady stream of middle...

Narrowly escaping capture by hopping a freight train out of London, Hilda finds herself in the country home of Sir Ambrose Possnet-Meysey and once more having to make a life or death decision! Our machine knitting serial killer wants nothing more than to be left alone with her beloved yarns, patterns...

Hilda Hopkins is back with a vengeance in this hilarious seventh adventure. From scaring her driving instructor half to death to going all the way with twisted security staff at a secret laboratory, our machine knitting undercover assassin is pitted against evil scientists and their killer creations....

Even tucked away in a convent, knitting scarves for the Nuns to earn her keep, Hilda is but one mere coincidence away from death and drama! This time she is arrested, then abducted and then she absconds from the clutches of a murderous gang of bank robbers, all the time accompanied by her arch nemesis,...

The Cruellest Cut is the barbaric practise of female genital mutilation. In this epic short story, author Perry Gamsby makes his contribution to the growing international condemnation of this cruel assault on women and girls for the spurious excuse of religious adherence or some other cultural aberration....