Peter Barns: 11 books

After reading a few quotes from famous people posted on Twitter, I decided to create and post some of my own. Unlike the other quotes, which were mainly serious or witty, my quotes tended to be silly and humorous, and were posted as #Twittclass items. Reading through these posts sparked...

Tears is a collection of fourteen micropoems that have been paired with images taken from the Internet. The more recent popularity of “micropoetry” to describe poems of 140 characters in length or shorter appears to stem from a separate coinage, as a portmanteau of “microblogging” and “poetry”...

during the past thirty odd years with my love partner ive often pondered the meaning of love is it just electro chemical connections in the brain is loving a sibling more satisfying than loving a pet can loving a parent be the same as loving a spouse is love really more powerful than superman is love...

Boddaert's Realm is a world dominated by magic and the moon - a domain where the Prime Mover holds the ultimate power. The struggle to gain control of Boddaert's Magic takes Darkburst on a long and dangerous journey to Migaro Lake, where he discovers the Circle of Claws. How could he know that allowing the Preceptor access to the relic would destroy them all?

How far would you go to save your family? Marine biologist, Alex Winters, is about to find out. When a secret experiment goes terribly wrong Dawn Winters is trapped, her life is in danger and Alex is the only one who can rescue her. While Alex battles to reach her, Dawn and virologist...

Conal Mitchell, PA to one of the world's richest men - Lyra Harrison, a city girl tasked with looking after her aunt's smallholding - Piers Booth, set on revenging his mother's death - five teenagers searching for a party. When they meet on Flat Rock Island, it becomes a race against time for survival.

What do a con-man, and a Selkie have in common? This light hearted tale follows the adventures of two unlikely comrades as they battle to save a life. When Sean Baker's friend, Evan Johnson, has his mind snatched, Sean goes all out to save him. Travelling from this dimension to the next, Sean enlists...

Ex con, Frank Collins, had a new life and a new love. Until the day his daughter's suicide brings his whole world tumbling down. Determined to find out why his daughter had done such a terrible thing, he returns to a life he thought long behind him. Desperately trying to deal with emotions that threatened...

Cautionary Tales is a collection of 25 poems with a message in mind: if you're not careful, bad things can happen to you. The poems take a dark look at such varied subjects as picking your nose, baking bread, and touch-typing while wearing your girlfriend's basque. I hope you enjoy reading this collection as much as I enjoyed writing it.

A collection of contemporary poetry and verse 1970 - 2004 This work include a warning for building sites and a poem with the longest title you're ever likely to come across.

Burnt Toast is a collection of thirteen comic poems and a light hearted look at life in 2013. I hope you enjoy reading this collection as much as I enjoyed writing it.