Nicolas M Parker: 7 books

"A story should have a beginning, a middle, and an end, but not necessarily in that order." - Jean-Luc Godard. Yeah? Well, with the way *these people *are acting, I think their "end" is about to come a lot sooner than expected. The fourth installment of *Courtesy Jerk *takes...

Remember your first customer service job? Of course you don't! Because you've been trying to push it out of your subconscious for the past fifteen to twenty years! It's cool, I get it; I'm right in that position as we speak. Here's what you've been dying to say all this time though.

Face it, there's so much more to complain about in life. Courtesy Jerk returns with a fresh new installment! This time, breaking away from just the supermarket, we tackle the most annoying, aggravating, and all around worst people to ever walk the earth. Their mannerisms are nothing to smile over, but everything to make fun of, so let's get to it!

If you're lucky enough to have children, then you might be unlucky enough to know about all of the garbage that comes with being a parent. Or at the very least, being the parent for a parent. Courtesy Jerk takes a confrontal approach towards this nonsense, and decides to not pull any more punches...

Playboys, elitists, billionaires. You like to live the high life? When a group of five boys turned men of a secret vigilante task force realize that their leader has been mysteriously murdered nearly a decade later, it's up to them to dust off the dusters, holster their weapons, and kick some tail....

Honestly, is there anything left to say at this point? Is there no shred of hope of humanity left in the world when it comes to customer service?  I think you all know the answer here. Courtesy Jerk's fifth installment centers around the memories we've all had as a child of being that wide-eyed...

The landmark legal document (parodically) of the Chakerian Reich, the Chakerian Charter comprises the primary law of the Elite. Signed by the members of the Fifth Order in California on September 23, 2016, the Charter outlines the powers of the sole branch of the Meritocratic Government, as well as the basic privileges of the citizens of its encompassing states.