James Warwood: 13 books

Is your bedroom a tip?... Did you forget to tidy?... Can you hear the sound of parental footsteps getting closer and closer?... Here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not tidying your bedroom! Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to get away...

Forgotten to do your homework?... Heart pounding in your chest?... No one willing to swap for your lunch money?… Here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not doing your homework! Join the hilarious adventure of these cheeky kids who will try absolutely anything to wriggle away from the menacing...

Overslept?... Is your alarm clock bleeping at you disapprovingly?... Can't think of anything to say when asked the question 'why are you late'?... Here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for being really late! Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything...

Do you HATE eating your vegetables? . . . Are your parents constantly hiding yucky green stuff in your dinner? . . . Have your taste buds threatened to go on strike? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not eating your veggies! Join the comical adventure of these mischievous...

Can you hear footsteps getting closer and closer to your bedroom door? . . . Does the clock say one minute to bedtime? . . . Are you definitely NOT tired yet? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for staying up past your bedtime! Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids...

Is gym class on the timetable this week?... Tired of all the mindless exercise?… Don’t like wearing those shorts?... Here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for skipping gym class. Join the hilarious adventure of these mischievous kids who will say absolutely anything to escape the horrors...

Hungry?... Got a sweet tooth?... Can't wait till dinner time?... Here's 49 (extremely silly) ways to reach the Cookie Jar! Join the hilarious adventure of these cheeky kids who will try absolutely anything to get their hands on the Cookie Jar. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt,...

Are you bored?... Parents getting on your nerves… again?... Need some verbal ammunition?… Here's 49 (extremely silly) questions to annoy your parents. Join the hilarious adventure of these naughty kids who will ask absolutely anything to make their parents blood boil. With an illustration...

Does doing your weekly chores make your stomach churn and your nostils burn? . . . Are your parents constantly chewing your ear off to vacuum the spare room? . . . Is your playstation going to play itself? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not doing your chores! Join the...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGRH!" - Seaweed, the main character in this book, who has just discovered that joining the infamous Carrot Bandits was a huge mistake. Join him as he discovers that indoctrination isn't so bad. Sure, joining the Carrot Bandits and stealing one millions...

Have you always wanted to have chocolate for breakfast on Christmas Day morning? . . . Are your parents in the nasty habit of enforcing the 'no presents before am' rule? . . . Struggling to find inventive ways to hide the brussels sprouts? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for getting...

The Grotty Spoon is not what you'd call a 'normal' restaurant. The food is revolting, the service is slow, the chairs are uncomfortable, the toilets are infested, the dishwasher is a Yak called Fee Fee and every night something goes disastrously wrong in the kitchen… oh, and it’s also a...

Who doesn't enjoys having six weeks off school? . . . Do you have some extremely important unfinished business to attend to before school begins again for another mind-numbing year? . . . Put your hand up if you do not want the summer holidays to end? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses...