Horny Goat: 122 books

There I was, sitting in the bar, brooding over beer after beer and sad song after sad song.  My life, for all the good in it, was a lie.  I was a gay man pretending to be straight, and every day was harder than the one before it. All it took was some punk bumping into me, making me spill...

My friends, Matthew and Jacob, were constantly trying to set me up.  The latest attempt, with an attorney who wasn't interested in me anymore than I was interested in him, was a complete waste of my time -- until I saw HIM across the room.  He looked arrogant and bored, and after a quick introduction...

Charlie is a business woman, interviewing potential housekeepers.  Carmella is a beautiful Spanish girl, looking for a job.  When the two get together in Charlie's apartment for an interview, Charlie's dog, Buddy, decides he likes Carmella so much he wants to play fetch -- -- with Charlie's...

WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS DEPICTIONS OF THE DD/LG (DADDY DOM, LITTLE GIRL) LIFESTYLE. NO CHARACTERS ENGAGED IN SEXUAL ACTS ARE RELATED, BIOLOGICALLY OR LEGALLY. When a new friend came over to play, I did everything I could to entertain her. But she was bored and naughty and determined to...

Lucy has bad luck with men. Resigned to a life of first dates, she spills her man troubles to her hair stylist -- who suggests an alternative. A battery powered alternative.... Story length: ~6,200 words

When Beth brought John home after their third date, she was ready. When he saw her pubic hair, though, he actually retched -- and then fled. Distraught, Beth called her best friend, Ben, for consolation. Ben came over, and after pizza and alcohol, told Beth that if she didn't like herself, she should...

When Beth brought John home after their third date, she was ready. When he saw her pubic hair, though, he actually retched -- and then fled. Distraught, Beth called her best friend, Ben, for consolation. Ben came over, and after pizza and alcohol, told Beth that if she didn't like herself, she should...

After a boozy evening of catching up with her best friend Leila, Kate, who is visiting Leila from out of town and staying over, is stumbling to the upstairs bath, half drunk and needing to pee, when she hears moaning from the master bedroom. The door latch is an antique, with an old style key hole, and Kate can't resist taking a peek.... Story length: 6,900 words

When the woman from HR brought the new hire around the office to introduce her, I took one look at her and knew she was shy and innocent. My type of girl. Don't get me wrong: I didn't want to use her. I wanted to know her. Intimately. And more than once. Story length: Approx. 4,700 words

My girlfriend has this friend, Britney, who I've had a thing for since the day I met her. It's her innocence as much as her body, I think; I just can't get enough of her. So when I see Britney outside her work one day, crying, I go find out what's wrong. Turns out her boyfriend is an ass, and she's...