Horny Goat: 122 books

When Dan and his wife decide they need a couples night for just the two of them, the first order of business is to find a babysitter for their two year old son.  Everything goes well with the babysitter, until one night when Dan is driving her home and finds her boyfriend, a real punk, waiting...

"LUKE KELLY IS A MASTER OF THE GENRE." - AMAZON REVIEWER Eddie, a truck driver, is sitting down to dinner in a truck stop off I-95.  When a tired, hungry looking young woman comes in and orders nothing but ice water, Eddie figures she's broke and hungry.  He secretly buys her dinner...

"LUKE KELLY IS A MASTER OF THE GENRE." - AMAZON REVIEW Tony and a few friends are putting a new roof on his house.  They're dreading the work, but when the view from the roof includes the twenty year old college girl next door, house-sitting while her parents are out of town…maybe...

Gary is a boob man, and he loves his girlfriend's tits.  But when she mysteriously stops letting him see, touch, or play with them, Gary starts to go crazy.  He sees tits everywhere, and he's eyeballing his partner's secretary, who has a nice set of 38DDs.  When he finally snaps and...

After a serious back injury and subsequent surgery, Ted Baxter is laid up for weeks.  He spends his time watching TV, particularly a late-night yoga show by a woman named Natalia.  Ted figures the show is shot locally since it's on a cable-access channel, and once he is well enough to actually...

"LUKE KELLY IS A MASTER OF THE GENRE." - AMAZON REVIEW INCLUDED IN THE BACK:  AN EXCERPT FROM "SUCKLE" BY LUKE KELLY When the new girl next door, Audrey, came over to introduce herself, I hoped that I might get lucky and nail her one day.   And then I met her mother…...

"LUKE KELLY IS A MASTER OF THE GENRE." - AMAZON REVIEW You ever sat in church and really had to piss?  Me too.  I sneaked around back of the church one fine Sunday morning to relieve myself (the bathroom was occupied by some old coot with a prostate problem) and found myself shaking...

When you work in a toy store, you don't meet a lot of eligible women.  It's old ladies or young, married mothers.  I'd pretty much given up the idea of finding Miss Right. When Jane walked in, young and pretty and unmarried, wanting to look at the teddy bears, all I could think was how great...

"LUKE KELLY IS A MASTER OF THE GENRE." - AMAZON REVIEW INCLUDED IN THE BACK:  AN EXCERPT FROM "BANG MY WIFE" BY LUKE KELLY My wife, Karen, and I have been trying to have a baby for a long time.  After what seemed a million tests, we finally figured out why we couldn't...

Boner-Rama is a collection of ten short stories from bestselling erotica author Luke Kelly.  If you don't have a bone to get a boner with, you'll wish you did.  Here's what you get: 1.  My Milky Maid:  Jack gets a new maid, who decides she knows what's best for...

Dave and Jill are roommates, but they've never slept together.  But when Jill gets pregnant and her boyfriend runs out on her, Dave becomes her closest friend, going to doctors appointments with her and being there as a shoulder for Jill to cry on when she has a bout of despair.  It isn't...

Ben is late for the parent-teacher conferences at his daughter's school.  When he finally arrives he finds a bitchy ex-wife and a sympathetic teacher waiting for him.  The conference goes as planned, except when Ben finds out that his ex-wife, Janie, is telling their daughter not to participate...

VOLUME 2 OF THE "COMING OUT" TRILOGY   What do you do after you find out you're gay?  I tried going home and sleeping, like normal, but that didn't work.  I wound up in a bar, instead, trying to loosen up my thinking so I could figure out just who I was becoming and where...

When I realized that my greatest fantasy was to watch my wife with another man, I thought my marriage was over.  But when I bought my wife a dildo, figuring that's as close as I'd get to ever seeing it, she confessed a fantasy to me. She wanted to bring another man home and have a threesome. ...