Hank Gross: 20 books

The workout you do right at your desk. Use the bulk of your desk as a weight against which to exercise, stretch, tone and build the various muscles of your body. Excellent for the deskbound, and for corporations, health orgs, and municipalities which want to keep their employees fit. and healthy....

Artie Weiss is the publisher of True Occult, a totally fabricated magazine of the supernatural. I am its editor. We lie daily for a living until one day party or parties unknown turn the tables on us and we find ourselves being led through a saga of time travel, mind manipulation and a government...

Having shown mathematically that punishment does not rehabilitate criminals but only love does ("Love thy enemies") America abolishes its prisons in favor of the U.S. Department of Forgiveness. But will it work on their toughest customer yet -- a vicious unrepentent child killer? It all depends on two temp "forgivers" lest the country again become "Big Sadist."

A hilarious compendium of the world's best dirty jokes, with categories for celebrities, blondes, masturbation, adultery, farting, peeing, drunks, nuns, two-liners (How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her), maughty limericks, teachers, animals, religion, marriage, old age, gays, priests,...

Understanding the Basic Principle of the Universe. Why Pi? goes beyond the traditional examination of the ten trillion digits of pi now discovered into the deeper meaning of the ratio between a circle's diameter and its circumference -- and posits that pi is the origin of our universe and all...

This book contains shorter pieces from the author's strange and original mind, and includes fiction, humor, poetry, science fiction novelette, philosophical musings and autobiographical material. Try a free taste of Dueling Toilets (the first story) for an idea of what awaits you.

A philosophical black comedy about a bizarre theme park in San Diego in which people go to let animals eat them, and for others to watch them getting eaten. It's an atonement thing for centuries of humanity's cruelty to animals. And it's a great place to take a first date, too!

In 1968, Screw hit the newsstands in New York City. At 25 cents a copy, the first printing of 7000 sold out and soon its circulation topped 100,000. Soon Al Goldstein's venture was joined by KISS, COK, CUN, KISS, FAG, LIK, OOH, SEX, ASS, TIT and WOW, and authorities moved, unsuccessfully, to prosecute...

A unique correlation of the wisdom of the great chessmasters with the principles of success in business. Quotations from such masters as Bobby Fischer, Mikhail Tal, Casablanca, and others are used as a jumping off point to explore how those maxims can be carried over into the world of commerce.

An adventure in solid geometry wherein our spherical planet is reformed into a cube, engendering many odd effects -- rain falls at an angle, the oceans gravitate to the centers of the sides, and unexpected pyramidical forces send Cubeworld on a hairraising journey through the solar system. If you liked Flatland, you'll like Cubeworld.

In this sublime retelling of the story and teachings of Christ's life, Jesus himself takes the mike and tells it to a Borscht-belt crowd as a Jewish comic might. It's the New Testament as you've never heard it before! So here he is, ladies and germs, the King of Kings, the Lamb of God...let's give it up, folks, for JESUS!

The Flower and the Tree is a fable for all ages, showing that all lifetimes, no matter how "long," are really the same: one. Here a tree, to whom a day is just a tiny sliver of his life, becomes friends with a flower, to whom the day is his whole life, from birth to death.

Celebrity Sex Scandals mock-reveals the shameful sexual secrets of the famous and notorious. For example, Film star Clark Gable was once jailed for undressing in front of a ferret. Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir claimed personally to have circumcised African-American author James Baldwin. Thomas...

Is it murder or is it art? Mr. Breen, drug dealer and frustrated artist, comes up with a stroke of genius-he'll create a multimedia masterpiece by murdering people in a geometric progression-1,2,4,8,16 and so on, peaking at 256 and then heading down toward 1 again to create a diamond shape. Moreover, he'll commit many of these homicides on a live television talk show. Comic fun.