Gerrard Wllson: 13 books

This book contains three stories, all of them about Horrible Horace. The first is about his recent kite flying experience, the second is about a little vacation he decided to take one day, and the last story is about his teacher, Miss Battle-Scars’ school chair. I hope you enjoy reading them. Signed: Gerrard T Wilson

The Witches - Will you DARE read it?

A set of three short and very unusual stories, plus a special bonus feature.

I can imagine you thinking, ‘What’s so scary about ‘Fizzy, Cherry Cola?’ To be truthful there is nothing scary about it, but having said that, please look carefully into the bottle before making your final assumptions… Well, did you see anything? Did you see the troubled souls trapped inside...

Don’t get me wrong, George loved his wife, he loved her dearly, in fact he adored the ground she walked on. However, there was a problem; Martha, George’s beloved wife, SNORED. For three long years George struggled to overcome his weakness, the fact that he was an incredibly light sleeper. Every...

A story about a frightening walk I had in the fog one cold winter's night a long time ago in Sunbury on Thames, Middlesex, England.

A mad story in the style of Roald Dahl...I think! Harry Potter? No, silly, she's HARRY ROTTER. Harry Rotter - her real name is Harriet but she prefers to be called Harry - has lost her Magical Marbles. Harry enlists the help of her cousin, Box Privet, to help her retrieve them. At her behest,...

I am NOT Roald Dahl. Having said that, this book contains a selection of well-known nursery rhymes that I have given a CRAZYMAD makeover. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed myself writing them. Moreover, this eBook is FREE FREE FREE.

It was many years later when Alice had her next adventure, and whilst she was quite surprised to be having one at all, after the passing of so many years, she was even more surprised to see that she was a child again, no older than when she had first entered Wonderland and slipped through that fascinating...

Christmas Eve began no different from any other morning this year. Yawning, I opened the blind to see what the day outside offered. It was cold and dark, a typical midwinter day, with a coating frost covering the ground, my car and a few scattered toys the children had absentmindedly left on the driveway...

Contents: *Bolf *23 *The Seagull *The Haunted House **Plus extra, bonus features: *I Caught Bird Flu *It’s Waiting Especially for YOU *Stone the Crows *Live a Full Life *The Fertilizer Song

This book contains a mixture of stories, rhymes, jokes, poems and songs about Slugs, the lowly, slimy creatures that we all find so distasteful. Perhaps, though, after you have finished reading this book, you will see them in an entirely different light.

So, here we are just you and me and my Crazymad Book of Poems. Are you ready? Are you really and truly ready to begin reading it? You are! Okay, then, away with you. Be it on your head, though, if you end up as crazy and mad as I am! Now, on with the lunacy.... 'They are poems, Jim, but not as we know them!'