Frankie: 53 books

Bizarre, or is it bizarre? I once had a weird friend called Stuart. He wanted to invite me around his house when he was throwing a party, because he wanted to introduce me to his friends as ‘a bizarre man’. The guy worked at IBM so he wasn’t stupid. I’ve read my writing, obviously and I don’t...

This is a little handbook on life, which isn’t packed with mumbo jumbo stuff. It won’t make you thin or rich or stop you a smoking, which is good because hospitals need patients, they’re their life’s blood (especially in haematology). The little widgy book logically supposes a few weirdo things...

Have a torch handy, because if The Demon scares you like it might; you may go and hide under your bed. And then, if when you’re under your bed and it’s maybe dark … well, you’ll have a torch to read the rest of the book. We get a massive cheque from Duracell each year for improving their sales...

I really do hope that these writings are bizarre enough for you, because they’re ‘normal’ to me. They’re normal entertainment (which is why I have few friends and can only see them when it’s visiting times’ and then they’re ‘normally’ drugged up. I’ve visited them before and been...

This is the story of a gay couple. One night someone asks one of them, in a threatening way “Oi bitch! Are you gay?” He replies “No, but my boyfriend is”. They’re quite ordinary. One night there’s a clairvoyant on at the Town Hall (to Clearly See …that’s what clairvoyant means). Well,...

Don’t make the mistake of thinking that this is a story based in Shakespeare’s time, it isn’t.; there have been enough of those to render the subject borinnng. This ‘fiasco’ is a modern day literary caricature spoof, written as a fun, 'cheeky' way to help a community of real people. It's...

There is though a rather sinister world out in the blue yonder going under the heading of ‘flash’ … it is bad to the core. There are people out there locked in darkened rooms with padded walls, tables and chairs, who write flash stories of maybe ten words and they are addicted to doing them....

Shopping for Mumbo Jumbo? What that really means is, having an interesting time and even an amusing time shopping. That’s because wellbeing, or ‘mumbo jumbo’ really means, feeling good. That’s your purpose on earth, to come here on ‘holiday’ and have a good time. We lose that particular...

I have heard that when Hollywood makes a film about an event that happened somewhere, the only thing that is ‘actual’ is the fact that they used a camera to shoot it with and the rest is all made up for entertainment purposes. So I thought ‘I’ll do the same’, but I also swear blind that...

Settling her young family into a life on the other side of the world Stacey explores Melbourne’s Bayside suburb in all its glory; sun, sea, sand and sex.  Seeking excitment Stacey is on the look out to replace her lover Harry and so into her life, the coffee shop and her heart walks Max a sixty...

London 1891 Two boys meet in a foggy, darkened alleyway in London. Poised to fight, they recognise a quality in each other that stays their hands: they’re different. Not human. Well, not entirely, anyway. London Present Day Daniel and Kayden are cut from the same cloth. Their...

This is a very sexy story. I may just be saying that to make you buy it, but I’m not. That’s because I don’t need to sex something up to sell it. Ok, there’s some sex in it, just enough to make it pornographic! But when you know what pornography means, it takes some of the power out of the...

You wouldn’t believe it, the toilet door is jammed again. I have nothing to do but wait until the locksmith arrives. Saying that, and idea comes to mind, so I take my notebook from the rear pocket of my diamond and ruby studded jeans and emerald encrusted belt ... and begin to write some erotica. This...

Carl, Tony and their little winged friend Super Fly get together again. This time they travel to lands far and distant in a flying ‘rig’ designed by Super Fly, to a secret lab where a fantastic scientific/electronics expert genius (you wouldn’t believe how he achieved that position) in a secret...