Elizabeth Bent: 9 books

“The Icicle Maiden and the Spider King: Less Explicit Version" is a comical, tongue-in-cheek fantasy story written for adults, as it contains adult humour and situations, though graphic language has been omitted. Intala, the Icicle Maiden, and Tule, the Spider King, are both lonely and can’t...

“The Icicle Maiden and the Spider King” is a comical, tongue-in-cheek fantasy story written only for adults, as it contains adult humour and a few naughty bits. Intala, the Icicle Maiden, and Tule, the Spider King, are both lonely and can’t stand one another. They refuse to see each other,...

"The October Pumpkin Spice Everything Phenomenon" is a whimsical, humorous short story chronicling some of the adventures of Canadian super spies Agent Diamond and Charming Guy. In this story, they attempt to help the CIA stave off the terrible consequences of Professor Tiggleswhammy's Pumpkin Spice...

Canadian super spies Agent Diamond and Charming Guy are back, this time to try to save New Year's Day. The evil genius Dr. Sinister has stolen the Psycho-Cab-O-Meter, a device for psychically summoning taxicabs, and has re-engineered it so the cabs will never come. It's up to Diamond, Guy, eccentric...

This is the fourth story in the comedy series featuring Canadian superspies Agent Diamond and Charming Guy. In this tale, Agent Diamond is pressed into catsitting an extremely difficult cat, and manages to solve a crime while doing so. This story was written and dedicated to a donor as a reward for...

Canadian superspies Agent Diamond and Charming Guy are back! This time they are present at an Easter egg decorating fundraiser when a crime is committed. It's up to our intrepid duo, with help from a few fetishists, to save the day. Despite the title, this is a very chaste story.

Canadian superspies Agent Diamond and Charming Guy are back, fighting against insipid literature in this new short story. No holiday cliché is safe! This book is a free download and it is intended as a 2014 holiday gift for one and all. Apologies in advance to those who knit.

A jilted lover decides to try to take revenge, and winds up learning a valuable lesson in this short fictional comedy.

This short piece is based on a couple of characters from my novel-in-progress, 'Infinity'. Sven goes into Lucy's flower shop to retrieve his entry in a floral competition, and Lucy has far too many pumpkin spice latte coupons to give away. Apologies to Fox Entertainment.