Edmund: 35 books

Why should kids get all the fun? Read an epic, narrative, Christmas Eve bedtime poem for adults! In the wee hours of christmas morning, our heroine is visited by Santa. But he's brought a friend with him...Krampus! It seems she's on both the naughty list and the nice list. To resolve the situation,...

In the time of Harun-er-Rashid there was, in Baghdad, a rich merchant named Sindbad the Sailor, the source of whose wealth was a mystery. It seemed to be inexhaustible. For long seasons he kept open house, and his entertainments were the most magnificent of all save only those of Er-Rashid himself....

She couldn't handle one small town, how is she going to save the world? Janet Jones has reached the end of the road. Literally.Jane (to her friends) is a headstrong 18-year-old with Asperger's Syndrome who is fleeing from the ghosts of her past. Her one simple goal is to find her place...

Jonathan and Tabitha Pemberton are ready to settle down to a nice dessert after a lovely dinner. But what’s this? There are no desserts there to be eaten. Tabitha, however, has an idea for an after dinner treat. She’d like Jonathan to do a bit of sexual role playing with her. Jonathan plays...

Jonathan and Tabitha Pemberton are enjoying a spot of tea on a lovely, spring morning, when out of nowhere, Tabitha has an idea for something new they can try. What if, rather than sewing and reading the paper like a couple of old fuddy-duddies, they instead engaged in a round of hard, anal sex? After...

Amongst the stories here given is the last story the author ever wrote, “The Ruse of Madame Martin.” It was written in France during his last illness and is now for the first time published. It is one of the freshest and raciest in the volume. It has a vivacious sense of actuality as well as delightful...

Until a series of life altering misfortunes struck at his heels, Aventro Ight had remained unaware of the dark clouds eternally hanging over his head.  When compelled by rural adversity to travel to Arcra to better his life, he had no idea what was in store for him until  he walked into a cosmic storm, and everything about his life took a dizzying twist.

Jonathan and Tabitha Pemberton are a mild-mannered, Victorian couple who are quite content to spend their afternoons relaxing with a hot cup of tea. That is, until Tabitha starts getting ideas. Naughty ideas. Filthy ideas. Thrilling ideas. Follow the Pembertons on their journey to explore the darkest...

Jonathan and Tabitha Pemberton are enjoying a brisk, Autumn day in the park, when they stop to rest and warm Tabitha's poor, gloveless hands in Jonathan's coat. Tabitha finds the simple act of observing the local waterfowl to be boring, and decides it would be much more fun to secretly wank off her...

When Jonathan Pemberton arrives home late from a night on the town, he expects that he and his wife will turn in for the night. However, she has a surprise for him. Rather than spend the evening with her sewing circle, she instead spent it purchasing a variety of bondage equipment, and she's aching...

Brave women, patriotic men and foolishly daring young children – these were the silent and unseen warriors (denizens) who valiantly fought and resisted the ruthless occupying German army in the tiny, proud, but stubborn country of Belgium. Victorious in battle, the Imperial German army soon found...

TABLE OF CONTENTS CHAPTER I.—Observations. This Chapter is devoted to a full description of the theory of Deep Breathing CHAPTER II.— Explanations. All the technical terms, commonly used In teaching Deep Breathing, are fully explained, and all descriptions are rendered simple and...

Connie Chesterton has been asked by Tabitha Pemberton (who she recently met whilst Tabitha sucked her husband Jonathan off in the park) to engage her and Jonathan in a threesome. Connie agrees, for she is enchanted by the seemingly innocent Tabitha, and wants to impart her sexual expertise onto her. But...

No time to read? You don't need to invest weeks of time in a novel. Bite sized flash fiction is the prescription. Flashes of Darkness is a collection of short stories of the strange and horrific. Year 1 of this collection gathers the first year of short stories released originally...