Earnest Long: 33 books

Ghostly Goings On is a ghostly caper that involves a cuckold, a former drug dealer, a woman married and dopey husband now living in a cottage in the English countryside, a crooked deal, journeys back to youth, 3 witches and more....

A book of poems about loneliness, longing and sex. There are real ex-girlfriends, girls sunbathing on the beach and girls on film. Also, there are poems about old age and wishing you were young. As well, there are poems imagining lonely old age or a successfully lived life. The poet imagined the people...

The book is poetry about fleeting moments about girls. Poetry is often the best way for describing heartfelt but temporary emotions. The poems in this book bring the moment to life that so many readers could have experienced the same of pent up sexual feelings and longing.A man worries about giving...

When the evenings draw in, people contemplate death and decay grey skies, a clock on the windowsill and other feelings of sex, impotence, love and passion still to be had even late in the year. Here are five poems about all these things.

An old man dies and leaves a will but who will be the beneficiaries? And are they all genuine or not or has his will been faked? This is a story about such a conundrum. And it has a twist in the tale as well.

A lonely man in his thirties is living all by himself with only one possible real friend who's a female that comes to visit. Then, he has an epiphany late one night where he decides that he really could do more to improve his social skills, do a bit more exercise and other things like that and get...

What would happen to two people if they moved into a new home and then lost the keys almost as soon as they got there? Really, these two are just as bad as each other. They might not ever get back in their apartment. And then a blonde walking past sees their predicament and speaks to them in the street....

Are you a computer or an Internet addict? Perhaps, you spend many hours on your computer in doing computer hobbies or playing around with word processors and spreadsheets and you don't do other things such as watching a bit of television or just reading a plain ordinary book. And you begin to miss...

This book examines recent ideas that self-help might not work. It gives personal experiences of doing self-help that might be enlightening to some readers going through the same process. But it is not all negative about self-help at all as a book. Somebody reading a self-help book may be seeking answers...

Writers are a strange bunch. One the one hand they can create wonderful magical worlds, but on the other hand their own lives can be as bad as some of the characters they write about in some of their books. At least, that is how some writers are. But you don't have to join them. Still, your life might...

Computers can help average people get more books, newspapers, movies, music and news. But are you really bored with all of these already? You might be if you have a problem using computers too much. The book explains what you should tell yourself the next time you use too many keystrokes.

People love art, drama, movies, books and other writing. And they use technology to get all of these things. They also use their computers for looking up advice, doing a budget, doing a diet and exercise plan, buying things online and doing hobbies. But this can mean too many keystrokes, screen time...

Computers can be so useful! You can do hobbies on them, get movies and books, watch documentaries and soaps, get advice and information, news and sport. As well, you can use them to help you with a diet and exercise plan, look up health advice. Really, they are like an old-fashioned TV, the library,...

Somebody gets his computer home, takes it out the box, plugs in and sees if it will work. This is the start of the story. And it is one that so many people know from their own lives. Really, this story is one of record. And it is for so many people like the character in this book who got a computer home just like that.