Don T Care Publishing: 4 books

Samurai Shark has a license plate stuck in his teeth and it's pissing him off. The pain makes him go on an epic rant that will make even the toughest dizen of the deep cower in fear. Watch out world, Samurai Shark is comin' to bite you in the butt!

Penguin movies are hot and Samurai Shark will make them hotter than ever. Now he'll pitch his ideas, and the best movies in the history of cinema will be unleashed on the world. Samurai Shark is back, and this time he's back to stay!

Samurai Shark returns and this time there'll be blood in the soup...yes, you heard me right, the soup. Samurai's turning his back on Hollywood and moving his talents to television. One meeting with the Food Channel and he'll be up to his fins in fresh fish. He's hungry for success so look out world here comes Samurai Shark!

In the dark days of the middle ages the inquisitors reign of terror spread fear, blood, and death across Europe. Simultaneously a deadly plague decimated the population. In the midst of this dark and terrible time one man discovers his true love. Inquisitor Quint violates his oath to secretly wed...