Devastator Press: 10 books
Restart Me Up
The Unauthorized, Un-Accurate Oral History of Windows 95
Language: English
Release Date: January 5, 2010
Celebrate the 20th anniversary of the greatest technological achievement known to mankind: Windows 95. (With all due respect, the telephone and nuclear fission can suck it.) This is the untold, unbelievable, largely untrue story of the creation of Windows 95. Go behind the system and meet those who made...
by Danny Lacy
Language: English
Release Date: May 9, 2017
Language: English
Release Date: May 9, 2017
“This book made me feel much better about my awful personality and disgusting body.” Avery Monsen, author of All My Friends Are Dead “I wish these monsters well and hope they find peace in their awful, horrible lives.” KC Green, creator of Gunshow “This book is messed up. The good kind of...
The Best American Emails
Re: A Collection of the Finest Accidental Reply Alls, Pharma Spams, and Anonymous Death Threats
Language: English
Release Date: June 16, 2017
A collection of the greatest writing in the American literary canon: email correspondences. From the eerie chain letters forwarded from your aunt to the slyly persuasive emails of Russian black market pharmacists, we scoured inboxes far and wide for this satire of literary collections and flagged a new...
All the Feelings
Hella Dramatic Monologues for Thespians of a Teen Age
Language: English
Release Date: January 5, 2010
Young actors: Give the boot to Neil Labute. Tell Christopher Durang he’s no thang. This ground-breaking book of Grade-A meaty monologues is designed to help teen-aged actorians express their feelings through The Magic of The Theatre. Flip to any page and start reading aloud. You’ll be getting attention in no time!
Toys "4" Cheap
The Magic of Toys Will Shut Up Your Child
Language: English
Release Date: November 4, 2016
This hilarious catalog of insane and dangerous toys by Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) and Jimmy Hasse (The Onion) is a sharp and unrelenting satire of yesteryear’s most beloved playthings. Toys “4” Cheap is your #1 source for overlooked and discontinued toys like the Magic 1-Ball, My Digital...
The D.A.D.D.Y. Complex
A Theo Sultan Adventure
Language: English
Release Date: November 28, 2016
Adventure and comedy collide like a MQ-9 Reaper drone and a clown car in this edge-of-your seat thriller that makes Jason Bourne and Jack Reacher look like a pair of poodle ovaries. Plus the poodle is in menopause. This hilarious parody of bestselling page-turners your dad reads on the toilet finds...
We Don't Think You're Racist!
Soothing Affirmations from People of Color
Language: English
Release Date: January 5, 2010
Finally, a book for white people! Do you fear being called racist more than anything, yet have no interest in self-examination or improvement of any kind? This helpful book of daily affirmations will soothe away your guilt over crossing the street when you saw... (whispers) a black guy. People of color...
Dream It! Screw It!
30 Years of Rejected Disney Park Ideas by Imagineer Dipp Disney
Language: English
Release Date: November 4, 2016
Disney theme park Imagineers think up hundreds of ideas for rides and attractions that never get used. But no Imagineer has created more terrible and rejected ideas than Dipp Disney. Walt's cousin was a sloppy drunk, a complete idiot, and a lovable showman, whose 7000 attraction ideas never saw the light...
Grosslumps
Tales to Irritate Your Spook Glands
Language: English
Release Date: January 5, 2010
Here lie nine spooktacular, hauntifying, and ghouleriffic tales by horror mega-maestro P. F. Chills! A high school where human sacrifices are the illest. A magic button that delivers killer pizza. An aging rock band who turns fans into demons. A kid who discovers his parents' divorce lawyers are aliens. These stories and more will give you a nasty, highly contagious case of the grosslumps.
by Geoffrey Golden
Language: English
Release Date: January 5, 2010
Language: English
Release Date: January 5, 2010
A hilarious teen novella about geeks figuring out life after high school and who they really are: a Mummy or a Frankenstein. Dana is an awkward eighteen year-old whose anxiety and competitiveness have kept her from making real friends. When Dana meets a boy who belongs to a cripplingly nerdy subculture...