Derek Haines Switzerland: 19 books

Welcome to Gloth After the sudden and mysterious death of his father, a young fool becomes the ruler of twelve whole sun systems, and quickly discovers he has some very nasty enemies. Particularly the ones, who quite quickly, start shooting at him. "Author Derek Haines has truly...

When it comes to love, it's never too late … "I thoroughly enjoyed this book. In fact, I hated to see it end." "Wow, some people have the ability to make you feel the story through their words." "A beautifully written love story with a message of tolerance. "..anticipated...

The First Three Glothic Tales In One VERY BIG Book!  Since that fateful decision was made to descend from the trees, stand on two legs and eat fewer bananas, humans have looked back on the decision with regret. It was at that moment in time, when we began feeling that we were being controlled....

The third tale from Gloth "Derek Haines entertains his readers with his two most amazing traits. First is his sense of humor*, and second is his strength of building his characters even if they look like lizards!"* "Septimity - The Blood Brotherhood is another brilliant...

Meanwhile, on Gloth… "This hilarious sequel to "February the Fifth" shows Derek Haines at his absolute best." "It's a mad world on Gloth as experienced through the eyes of Halbert Hoop, Hal to the reader." Millions of years before February The Fifth,...

"Beneath all the `ugliness' (as the author points out) one appreciates the sensitivity of the characters." "..it's a testament to the quality of Derek Haines' writing that I ended up caring about the characters.." Evolution hasn't made a lot of difference as far as...

When one door closes, there is alway another, all too ready to slam you in the face. "Nothing is predictable in Derek Haines' novella, Cut In Three." It doesn't take long to destroy your house of cards life, when there are those around you who are ready to blow an ill and vengeful...

What's this book about? Great question. The answer is so splendidly simple. This book is about anything, everything and nothing. It is an ideal reading companion on a bus or train, where regular interruptions are guaranteed, as every part of this book is very, very short. It is also ideal also for...

Of course, it never happened… "There's a conspiracy theory, suspense, political intrigue, a little bit of romance and above all some really good story telling." "The way Haines walks you through the intense story-line makes you feel like it is being played out right...

An Easy Step-By-Step Illustrated Guide To Successful Self-Publishing. This easy to read ebook is full of advice for new, and not so new self-publishing authors. In logical order, it takes the mystery out of self-publishing by giving clear, and often illustrated how to guides for the necessary...

A VERY different vampire story "I recommend reading this amusing story especially if you laugh at the zany vampire craze." "A great mix of classic vampire lour and modern pop culture this is a great short story." "This was a book that was a lot of fun...

I do not keep a diary, so I will fashion by ode, The events and the feelings of my difficult load. This rhyming journal will remind me in years, Of what I was feeling when I was so prone to tears. This is a notebook of loss, and of finding my way, Back to a life,...

The story of a very real spy. "The writing is superbly descriptive and Louis' life was tragically wonderful." "Suffice to say, if you don't feel you have read a great tale told well when you reach the last page, then quite frankly you seriously need help." "Loved...

When being abducted once … is not enough … "It's a great read, keeps you guessing and involved. It's also quite a deep read, exploring the structure of human and societal power structures, our drives for wealth, acceptance, power and belief." Langley Garrett discovers Greek...