C J Lanet: 13 books

GUIDE TO PARENTS __________________ "Bullies Never Grow Up" is presented as a primary guide to determine if your child is a victim of bullying. Most children deny being bullied, and would only talk about bullying if the subject is discussed in an abstract manner. Read to your child - “Bullies...

Part One - Catcher McCall - Regrets and Rescue chronicled the events in Af-fucking-ghanistan, which culminates in inadvertently saving the life of a U.S. Congressman that warrants Catcher McCall to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor. Because of accepting the reluctant prize, the public's fascination...

Season Two begins on January 15, 2013 and may answers the following questions: Will KATE ADAMS press the right button to get STEW MULLIGAN in her pants? Does PARADISE MULLIGAN have a sex change operation? How does ALICE WEINBERG seek revenge from her husband's extramarital sexual...

An audacious kidnapping, a high-speed chase and dramatic rescue are well-traveled features of a run-of-the-mill screenplay, except that the kidnappee and the Grassalot colony are humanoid size, talking grasshoppers; the "hoppernappers" are a raunchy bunch of college kids; and the high speed chase stretches from New Mexico to New York City.

Other questions answered in full details: What the public doesn't know about Jeter's reconstruction ankle surgery? Who demanded, over Jeter's continually objections, that he receive steroid hormone injections to treat a bone bruise to his left foot during September and October 2012?...

"I became a hero by mistake. My desire was to be an honest coward like everyone else. Yet, I argued with the gods of power and influence and stirred up evil. And learned - the difference between a hero and a coward is not what you think, but what you do about it. I have no desire to save the...

THE TRUE STORY BEHIND THE COVER (The Virgin Hot Dog). Recently, I was in Asbury Park, New Jersey, at the Pinball Museum on the 'broadwalk' and saw THE HOT DOG POSTER. It was the same image I remembered from 1949 - the summer of my youth. Allow me to share a brief encounter when I answered the big question and lost my innocence.

From being dropped off at an orphanage, sold to a sex trafficker and survived as the mistress to the titans of industry, Barbara Allen became a force second to none, outsmarted the boys at their own game and became the quintessential survivor, outlasting all of them. Her lost diaries tell the entire...

I’m Catcher McCall; Army helicopter pilot, war hero, Congressional Medal of Honor recipient, candidate for the presidency of the United States and more titles too complicated to mention. My story begins in Afghanistan and after a convoluted excursion into the world of fame, fortune, debauchery and...

From the outset the United States entered into an unholy alliance with intellectuals from another world, knowing to keep it undisclosed would not only compromise earth resources, but demonstrated the ruthlessness of one nation to dominate all others. Thus, the aliens were circuitously presented with...

DR. SPERM™ begins with a Skippy peanut butter jar filled with pesky human sperms offered to a sperm bank. Benny Forrester had no idea chasing human sperms will be his life obsession, and be known as Dr. Sperm. With his sidekick and obsessive love interest, Sarah Smart, and financial muscle and college...

Excerpt:"The senseless tragedy by itself merely underscored a deep and abiding desire by radials to disrupt civilization and reduce daily life to chaos and pain. Yet a single frame of a prostrate young woman clutching to an infant with its head sheered from its body galvanized public opinion...

Are mermaids for real?The government thinks so, while the public is mesmerized with misinformation. MERMAID CONSPIRACY is an honest attempt to tell the truth within a body of fiction.