Bill Orton: 6 books

NEWLY EDITED -- January 2014. SUMMARY -- "HOPE FOR CHANGE, BUT SETTLE FOR A BAILOUT" is an absurd comedy that starts with the lead character, Larry van der Bix, winning an enormous lottery jackpot, posing the question: "Does it change you?" Best friend Lori Lewis never strays...

"A $2 Treasure" book, written by a father-to-be awaiting the birth of his daughter. Topics range from "Hope" and "Tomatoes" to "Drugs," "Sex," "Relationships," and "Religion." Includes extensive reader comments and links to the...

WILL "ANGEL BABY" MAKE AMERICANS LAUGH AGAIN? Tuesday, September 18, 2018 What happens if hate wins the White House? How absurd can it possibly become? Sadly, it's not the story of an absurd novel, as Nixon's Ghost almost looks pretty good, maybe even "great" or, "near-great"...

The author wrote three novels between 2011 and 2015. Then he had a massive stroke and brain surgery. As the luckiest soul in America, he began 2016 hobbling through a hospital. While everyone else spent 2016 enduring a miserable election, he merely had to learn to walk and read and talk...

INITIAL RELEASE OF FIRST TWO CHAPTERS November 5th 2018 -- Tomorrow is Election Day GIDDY UP! LITTLE HORSEY! -- Arnold Spankergrüber Rides For President (Long Beach, CA) -- What happens when hate wins the White House, by dividing the people, and make Americans yell and get mad? Movie...

Three stories are woven together... -- Larry van der Bix is an invisible man, unseen by women, and unimpressive to men. Even though the dork wins the lottery, and is dragged into a political campaign, the unlikely candidate takes to wearing western garb, quoting Will Rogers and twirling a lasso...