Banchixi Media: 8 books

Vicious, congenitally bureaucratic, and proud of their resplendent flame-red uniforms which give them a five minute life expectancy in combat, the Flaming Space Weasels wiped out most of Dirk Beretta's fellow space marines at the battle of Din Bin Foo... then served them for lunch with a nice Merlot. In...

After Dirk Beretta, ex- poster boy for the Space Marines, saves the Winterbotham Nachos heiress from a fate worse than death in the Space Weasel kibble factories, a romantic cruise around the galaxy with her looks like a well-earned rest. But Royalist revolutionaries on the Planet Of The Squid...

How do you repair a dead planet? Maintenance Bot M-3 was always proud of the smooth and reliable operation of the starships it maintained, as they roamed the galaxy searching for life on unexplored worlds. It lived for the desperate struggle against the forces of chaos and decay, fighting against...

A hundred light-year quarantine zone protects the primitive jungle tribes of the Platypus Planet from unauthorized interference. But not from BastadoCorp acquiring mining rights through bribery and fraud. When Dirk Beretta's girlfriend tells him to get off the couch and look for a job, he finds...

Time is out of joint, and Dirk Beretta, ex-poster boy for the Space Marines, is the only man who can set it right. Fleeing his bunker in the ruins of Berlin, Adolf Hitler escapes to ancient Egypt, where he can build the Fourth Reich and take over the world before anyone can oppose him. The...

Daniel just wanted to make the world a better place. He didn't expect to be condemned to Hades for a student protest. They call it the Death Planet. A primitive world where the outcasts of humanity struggle to survive under constant surveillance, fighting the elements, the beasts... and each...

Frank has finally finished the time machine in his garage. But the expedition to the future with Uncle Jim, Fatso the cat, and a keg of real ale goes centuries off course. Can they solve one of the greatest mysteries in the history of beer before they find their way home, or will they become sizzling...

Tired of healing wounded soldiers on the borders of the British Empire, Silas Cane returns to the heartlands of Victorian England as a rural doctor. The quiet Oxfordshire village is a welcome break from the chaos of war, until a smiling madman dies of a disease never seen before. After watching...