B P Kasik: 9 books

Beware! The Fruit Beast walks among us, and it will tear you apart like a thing getting torn apart! This literary B-movie features Goodcop and Rebelcop on the case, and ace reporter Christine Papergirl getting the story. CAN THEY STOP THE FRUIT BEAST?

It's time for "Aunts Aren't Ladies!" A young man has just graduated from his higher education classes and moved across the state to escape the clutches of his controlling, overbearing aunts! But then...they find him! And soon, his new friends are being menaced by his aunts who are obsessed...

A young man with a knife can do a lot of damage. Can kill everyone in his hometown, given enough time. And once his mission is accomplished, he enjoys playing with the spirits (and bodies) of the dead. Until his kingdom is violated and he's forced to start his work anew in a new town. But he meets...

A strange new gym just opened in town. Its staff is aggressive. Its methods are unorthodox. And there's something terrible lurking in its basement. The Gym...drop in, work out, drop dead.

R.J. doesn't mind the never-ending car races and crime all over the city. But he's sick and tired of waking up to find doctors trying to steal his organs. So with help from a fresh clone, R.J. investigates. Amid a series of gratuitous explosions, the trail of organ theft points to the last standing...

BEHOLD, at long last- a sequel to the classic film "Dementia-13"! REEL IN HORROR at shock after shock as the Irish axe murders begin again at Haloran Castle! LAUGH HELPLESSLY at this satiric sequel, a cross between Monty Python and Gothic horror!

The greatest mystery of all time! A tale of missing persons, murder, mistaken identity, microfilm, and a private detective who's on the case like a thing that is on another thing!

A mini-epic saga of zombies-for-rent, zombies getting religion, and zombies getting jobs. Fun for the whole zombie family!

Intergalactic aliens are destroying 1987 L.A.! It's not EXACTLY your fault, but this wouldn't be happening if you hadn't time-traveled back to 1987 to hang out with your favorite heavy metal bands. You kind of wrecked the spacetime continuum there. It's okay, though! You just...