Ashley Bradley: 48 books

A  journalist interviews Bradley Cooper for his latest role playing Meryl Streep in the biopic of her life.

Chante's man keep his booty out when people hug him. He loves Patti Labelle, Old Navy flip flops, and wearing a blouse.

Michael B. Jordan was getting his prostate examined when he asked his doctor what he thought of his latest movie, Slavery: The Good Parts They Never Talk About. Jewish and eighty-three, the doctor sighed and responded, "It was aight." Michael was crushed. "Also, you have some...

A black chick wakes up from a twelve year coma thinking she's a thirty-four year old white woman named Rebecca. It's autumn, and beautiful out. Sweater weather? Sweater weather.

Jerbenjamin Analsworth, the Third stuck out his tongue and made a noise like "AAHHHH!!" to begin his most famous video to date, "I'm Mixed."  "I'm a mulatto, y'all!" Jerbenji 3 brayed as he jumped around in front of his ten thousand dollar camera his followers...

A fat white woman wants to snag a black basketball player. Only thing is, she doesn't know their names. Like, the names of them. She knows Tiger Woods but only cuz he's half-oriental. 

A tragic and unbearably awkward liteskint whom no one knows or cares about has embarrassed herself by penning a cringe-worthy "autobiography". No one has asked for this. 

Drake won't feed his hoes. How are they supposed to twerk on the d when they are deficient in vital nutrients? Aren't Canadians supposed to be nice? Maybe this rude behavior is coming from his black side.

A new slave arrives on the plantation who used to be free. He thinks he's better than everyone because his parents used to own a Quiznos. No one likes him because he's rude and has some disgusting thing growing out the side of his neck. Also his name is Lenar.

The morning of Thanksgiving, Muriel pooped out a condom. The night before she had been getting banged by some dude named Roger. He had slicked-down baby hairs and a Pootie Tang ponytail. His body smelled like petroleum jelly and frankincense. He said his favorite movie was Space Jam, but Muriel could...

A boy and a girl meet in an orphanage and form a strong bond. In adulthood, they go divergent paths, but keep coming back to each other. Are they soulmates, or is one a demon sutured to the other? 

Mike and Dennis, adult dude virgins, attempt to lose their virginities in a threesome.

Drakkar Nah kidnaps some new hoes for the harem and takes them to Payless to buy church shoes for Jewish church. 

Barbara, white, has wanted to be a black woman ever since she was a child. She discovers a new procedure that will allow her to transform into the beautiful African Queen she has always dreamed of being. Only thing is, maybe it causes leprosy?