Vince Iuliano: 31 books

Being Comforted By the Spirits in Your Life.Ghosting hunting. It takes time, patience, and a butt of steel. But the excitement of exploring the greatest of all mysteries - death - will have you too sitting in ancient graveyards after dark. Some thoughts, experiences, and equipment you'll need. This is not for the faint of heart.

Larry Yidell has a problem alright. He's desperately unhappy, and the one woman who loves him (or at least tolerates him) can't stand to be in the same room as poor Larry.  Crime is almost never an option, but when you run out of places to hide, the mind can play funny tricks. Like pushing over a...

It was 1970, and indeed there was "bad news on the doorstep". I was freezing to death! Whoever said there was money in being a paperboy had certainly misled me! My misadventures delivering newspapers on Long Island in the early 70's to a thankless, cruel world. Look for it only in the history books, for news delivery is now a thing of the past. 

Boy with a bell tries to warn a couple about the dangers ahead, or does he? Minimalist farce, one act. Royalty free.

I've been writing since the Dawn of Time. You can find other works by me under Smashword, and Apple. Happy Hunting! Most of them are not as disjointed - or deeply personal - as these poems, and for some reason (known only to you) as popular. Thanks for making these poems a success. Please let me know...

So this is the story, ya hear? ..Sonny Roman was growing restless. He was bored with family business, tired of the fellowship of the brotherhood, anxious to retire. I don't know -- anyone else would be thrilled to be sitting in the catbird seat, ya dig? Plus there's all that money  he's been sitting...

Short crime fiction for that occasional rainy day. Suburban husband finds himself looking for the sort of vicarious thrill only prancing through his neighbor's kitchen naked can bring! In the style of Donald E. Westlake.

(sequel to Last Will & Testicle) This is it! The long anticipated sequel to the popular "Last Will and Testicle";  you don't need to have read that tale to appreciate this one. This is the story of a kleptomaniac : a man who steals for no reason other than the thrill. A light,...

Brophy has a problem. He keeps hearing a noise in the family attic. This book features Brophy's version of the story as he relates it to classmates during one particularly slow school day. Join Brophy and his gang as he tells a story that's sure to keep you up late at night!  From the author of Carter Wingtipper Flies to Mars and of course the beloved Scab Wilson stories!

Quotations Chairman Oba-mao  Are you happy with your new  proposed 4 trillion  dollar budget? Isis? Arms in Iran?  Illegal Amnesty?? President Obama's new legacy seems to be to make America into a Giant Welfare State! This book features the words and "wisdom" of the  biggest purveyor...

Two nearly-perfect murders and a hidden giant in the wall.. Three little short stories for a gloomy beach or to curl up with on a chill winter's night. If Rod Serling met Ray Bradbury met Richard Matheson...Grim stories to put the starch back into your shorts!

Scab Wilson has a dilemma: the new girl (Julie Fentonbruter, if you must know!)  in town goes everywhere on her new bicycle and Scab (named for certain misadventures with his last bicycle) is currently WALKING. He needs to get some wheels, and fast! (Before his rival in life, Biff Ballaroo, tries...

With every temporary politician with a ‘pen and a phone’ your liberties are shrinking. Don’t believe it? Your children are allowed one packet of ketchup per school lunch period. If there is a large puddle of water on your property caused by a storm, the EPA will knock on your door to examine...

In 1968, the world was watching Captain Kangaroo and Dark Shadows. In Ronkonkoma, Long Island life was simple and carefree. Shep - our German Shepherd-Collie - came along at just the right time. For pet owners and pet lovers worldwide, no explanation is necessary. A good family pet becomes part of...