Texas Bix Bender: 7 books

Book cover of A Rancher's Guide to Life
by Texas Bix Bender
Language: English
Release Date: March 5, 2019

Quips and life advice from a prolific writer of western humor, Texas Bix Bender. Layers of meaning make this ranchman’s humor relative, from the stockyard to the stock market, from the bunkhouse to the watering hole. Gems include: “For every mile of bad road you travel, there’s two miles...
Book cover of A Cowboy’s Guide to Life
by Texas Bix Bender
Language: English
Release Date: March 5, 2019

Texas Bix Bender’s witty and straightforward cowboy wisdom is collected here for a new generation of cowboys.  Gems include:  Always drink upstream from the herd.” “If you’re ridin’ a high horse, there ain’t no way to get down off it gracefully.”  “Sorry looks back. Worry...
Book cover of A Cowgirl's Guide to Life
by Texas Bix Bender, Gladiola Montana
Language: English
Release Date: March 5, 2019

This sassy cowgirl and her sidekick cowboy partner capture the feminine perspective on life. This common-sense wisdom in humorous form is all about life and love. Women will laugh about it—from the boardroom to the suburban book club. Gems include:  “It is better to be a widower’s...
Book cover of Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!
by Texas Bix Bender
Language: English
Release Date: October 24, 2000

Says the SOUTH BEND TRIBUNE, "This book is worthy of a book rustler." In the tradition of humorist Will Rogers, it takes a look at life through the eyes of the cowboy. It is filled with quips and quotes that represent the Code of the West, like: "Always drink upstream from the herd"...
Book cover of Don't Squat With Your Spurs On II
by Texas Bix Bender
Language: English
Release Date: October 1, 2009

Henry Ward Beecher said “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.” That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch—lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!
Book cover of Cowboy Etiquette
by Texas Bix Bender
Language: English
Release Date: August 1, 2009

Henry Ward Beecher said “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.”That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch—lines that is. With more than1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!
Book cover of Official Sidekick Handbook
by Texas Bix Bender
Language: English
Release Date: March 1, 2011

A hilarious mock self-help book, The Sidekick Solution shows readers the benefits of being second best: eating what you want, letting the ax fall on someone else, and avoiding the heavy lifting while getting co-billing. Chapters with comic book-style illustrations cover such topics as the art of the...
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