Terry Hayman: 74 books

Many years after their pursuit and killing of Count Dracula, Dr. John Seward receives a letter from his former professor, Van Helsing, asking him to visit. But from the moment Seward arrives in Van Helsing’s Amsterdam, he begins to feel that something terrible is afoot, and that the adventure he and the professor shared so long ago is not over yet.

When Baxter meets a talking dog in a grocery store, he’s sure it’s evidence that the produce has been spiked with LSD. But then the dog tells him how it got there and it’s strangely compelling...until it’s all just TOO DAMN MUCH!

Stuttering, clumsy Wilbur Longshanks is not the most popular brother of the post-apocalyptic Cheyenne monastery. And having God suddenly begin speaking with him through an ancient walkie-talkie does not enhance his popularity. Nor do the brothers listen to his recitation of God’s message that the planet is about to be vaporized...

The day Tucker, Crown Prince of Chai-Koos, turns 22, one part of his coming of age is the selection of a breeding mate. And while he's repulsed by the process, he's irresistibly draw to a Chai-Hona girl who, on their mating night, will first try to kill him, then love him, then flee. Their story will change the fate of the planets of Chai forever.

Bonnie’s making her way in the world the best way she knows how – finding men who’ll look after her, maybe take her closer to her dream of California. So far she’s done good. She made it to Oregon. She just spotted a new sugar-daddy.But she’s gotta trust her instincts because there are bad men out there…

Young author Paul Morris is blind and still struggling to live independently when a fateful bus trip and an overheard conversation change his life forever.

He may look like a simple starfish, but Ll-ll is an extraterrestrial orphan, a Child of the Gng, possessed a sense of wonder and a gastronomic appreciation of human excrement. But when he manages to use his vocalizing air bladder to attract the attention of a blues musician whose toilet he inhabits, Ll-ll discovers his true destiny.

When Benjamin Drogan starts work as a idealistic young associate in the law firm Sutherland Pink, he assumes his magics will be an asset. He soon finds he’s mistaken, not only about that, but about everything magical. It’s going to take a radical rethink to make it all work.

Paul Allen’s worst nightmare has come true. His runaway son, Randy, has been convicted for the third time of a violent crime and will be locked up for life. Except for one faint hope. As allowed by law, Randy has requested an assisted telepathic link with his father. If, after that link, testing...

The planet has been seeded and officially cleansed of its genetic abominations, yet Death Team Commander Jacks is convinced there's one renegade angel they've missed. And she doesn't like to leave a job unfinished.

Sometimes, even when you think you’ve got it all, you have to shake things up a little bit, consequences be damned.

In a future of aggressive colonization, the local fauna sometimes have to be kept in line. That's the Keepers' job. But now a pede's mid-life that threatens to turn an entire nest of them rogue and the only way to stop it is for a pair of Keepers to go in deep.

Private Stickney is on post-midnight recon when he sees what appears to be a burqa-clad female servicing one of his Iraqi opposite numbers. But what happens next, both on the street and in Stickney's head, shows just how far down war's rabbit hole this soldier has gone. WARNING: disturbing language, violence, and mindset.

In the deepest reaches of space, far from the oversight of law and civilized government, a refueling station caters to the needs of long haul travelers. Supplying sexkids for their pleasure is just part of the service. But a few of these kids, stolen from their homes and beaten into submission, are ready to fight. All they need is a leader, one girl who can show them escape is possible.