Simon Alkenmayer: 8 books

I am a monster. You ask what kind, but I will leave that to you, gentle reader. The details of my modern identity are available, but The Creature’s Cookbook is woefully incomplete. This compilation of stories and recipes came about because of your questions and desires. I offer it so that...

I am a monster. You ask what kind, but I will leave that to you, gentle reader. The details of my modern identity are available, but The Creature’s Cookbook is woefully incomplete. This compilation of stories and recipes came about because of your questions and desires. I offer it so that...

I am a monster. The kind that eats people. Yes, we are real, but do feel free to doubt me — your doubt stocks my freezer. I have wandered this globe for centuries, cultivating a unique understanding of the human condition — and an epicurean taste for the villain. In the strictest...

I am a monster. No, I do not “think” I am a monster. I do not “pretend” to be a monster. I am one. And yes, I do consume human flesh, but only because it is a dietary restriction from hell, I assure you. Don’t pretend to be scandalized. It’s not as if humans really care anymore....

Part 2 of the spine-tingling (and chop-licking) Creature's Cookbook: That Is Not My Name. I am a monster. The kind that eats people. Yes, we are real, but do feel free to doubt me — your doubt stocks my freezer. I have wandered this globe for centuries, cultivating a...

Part 1 of the spine-tingling (and chop-licking) Creature's Cookbook: Beauty and the Monster. I am a monster. The kind that eats people. Yes, we are real, but do feel free to doubt me — your doubt stocks my freezer. I have wandered this globe for centuries, cultivating...

Part 4 of the spine-tingling (and chop-licking) Creature's Cookbook: The Hunter and the Wolf. I am a monster. The kind that eats people. Yes, we are real, but do feel free to doubt me — your doubt stocks my freezer. I have wandered this globe for centuries, cultivating...

Part 3 of the spine-tingling (and chop-licking) Creature's Cookbook: Pygmalion. I am a monster. The kind that eats people. Yes, we are real, but do feel free to doubt me — your doubt stocks my freezer. I have wandered this globe for centuries, cultivating a unique understanding...