Shannon Lee Martin: 11 books

Some things are done for one reason, and one reason only. Also, there is fire, and cigarettes, and a bounty hunter, and other tagged words :D

A pirate escape craft crashes on a planet full of derpy Derpersons blah blah blah shit gets derped up. . .

This story is kinda sad (awww) but it has this one part with the smoking remains of a burnt car driven by a char-black skeleton, so there's that. Also, there are gnomes lurking about :D

Smoke! Drink! Chant! Fire! Vision! Inter-dimensional Travel! (or whatever). A road! A threat! Running! Escape! Sanctuary! Revenge! Sleep! (Spoilers. . .not!) The End! Enjoy :D

What does an Ancient Man with godlike powers, a Moslem Jewish Banker, and a former doctor who is now a fish have in common? They're all in this book. So is Herman Blitz.

Some people want it all, and think they know everything. Oh how wrong they are!

This old man has defied injustice and paid the price his entire life, and he's not about to stop doing the right thing now! Also, revenge is so very sweet, and also fun :D

♫ Corpses of civilizationlay beneath the DeepHills in the IslandsNecrodancers sail the seasRunning from Satiationa better self to keepTemptation on the IslandBlood on the snowy lea ♫

The Steel Dragon is out-of-sight! The mighty Steel Dragon is dyno-mite! Make yo' wish and make it right! In the end you gonna fight! Word. ~Eighties rap pose~

A blind king at war with orcs and their half-dragon overlord faces the prospect of a war on two fronts he cannot win, but his insidious plan for victory may not turn out quite like he has planned.

Is war just a game, even on a vast, cosmic scale? What is really going on?