Scott Gordon: 274 books

Cripes! Secret Agent Disco Dancer is at it again, and despite being absolutely crazy—he has a Masters degree in such things—this time he thinks he’s a soccer superstar. Be wary, soccer superpowers! This frog agent will stop at nothing to serve his country in a decisive World Cup qualifier,...

One autumn day, Miranda Frillyfoam hops onto a bus headed for her new school, Bay Lake Elementary. Right off the bat, the children call her a monster and run away screaming. At least she's not alone, and when a new substitute teacher shows up on her first day of class, things really get crazy. Approximately...

Principal Pippers has a new deck of colorful flashcards that he'd like to share with you since you're such an awesome student! Guess the colors and learn new words in this all-new volume of Alphabet All-Stars! Approximately 40 pages. Intended for children 2-6. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 7-8 pages).

Obi the Owl delivers yet again with a set of colorful flashcards. This volume features fruits and vegetables, and like the other books in the series, the illustrations are simple, vibrant and professional. Intended for children 3-6. 37 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 6 pages).

Sofie Squirrel has a problem. Her animal flashcards are incomplete and needs help fast! Can a lonely panda cub help solve the mystery? Approximately 45 pages in all. Intended for children 3-5. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

It's the end of the school year and Obi the Owl has a fun little test for you. Identify the letter and corresponding animal and you just might just earn your diploma. Please note that this is a regular picture book, not an interactive game. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 9 pages).

Uncle Ozzie is filling in, and he's brought with him a funny-looking set of flashcards. This volume features ugly fairies, crazy leprechauns, hardhat hippos, and more! Approximately 35 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 6-8 pages).

Simple, delightful and utterly cute, this picture book celebrates the tender years of childhood. Feel the love resonate from the pages! Over 30 pages in all. Intended for parents and children 3 to 5 years old. Descriptions of my other books follow the main feature (approximately 5 pages).

Love... Is it just an illusion? Or did something truly special happen all those months ago at a quaint, little cafe by the river? FROGWART FISK, criminal super genius on the run, intends to find out, and is well aware of the psychological traps put in place by his former employer, Black Eagle....

Two Bilingual English/Russian children's books are included in this collection: Мой Маленький Домашний Дракон Иллюстрированая книга, которую можно описать как милую и забавную, "Мой маленький...

The off-world planet of Infinim, which promises a heavenly and eternal existence for its society of robots, is now taking applications. Although one of its applicants is older and not quite as quick as he used to be, does he have what it takes to be accepted? Figure out who he is before the story's...

TWO BOOKS IN ONE! The classic picture book, BUBBLEGUM PRINCESS… Tell your little princess how much you love them with this special picture book that's bound to evoke your deepest feelings for them. 19 heart-warming pages in all.  And the brand new chapter book, BUBBLEGUM PRINCESS:...

DEVLIN BLUM always knew he was going to hell, just not taco hell. But how can this be? He's college educated; a man of many talents. A few, short months ago he was on top of the world. And now? Reduced to begging for a job to sling together Spicy Tostadas and Mexican pizzas. Ay,...

Fresh from stumbling across Double Agent Orangegrove and the mysterious Earth 2 project, SECRET AGENT DISCO DANCER realizes that he's having trouble remembering things...well anything, for that matter...outside of his world class love for Twinkies. When he learns that the Hostess factory is shutting...