Scott Allen: 96 books

Why did the witch start a new diet? So she could keep her ghoulish figure! Kids love Halloween.  Kids also love hilarious riddles and jokes.  With 103 Hilarious Halloween Jokes For Kids, best-selling jokester Scott Allen delivers a batch of favorites that will put your kids in a...

It's time to get behind the football team with an impossible dream! What happens when eleven llamas unknowingly eat the ashes of one of the greatest footballers of all time? They become brilliant at football, of course! Managed by eleven-year-old Tim, his unusual friend Cairo and Scottish World...

Llama United are the football team with a World Cup dream! Llama United has gone from strength to strength after their first Cup win, gaining fame and fortune along the way. Sadly the England football team is not having the same success and, with the World Cup looming, their manager is desperate...

About to be laid off and out on the street, Bill’s got every incentive to break the rules. So when a co-worker dares him to sneak into an abandoned, off-limits building to find out what their company is hiding, he’s all ears. Little does he know though that what he’s about to find will change...

Bob is desperate for work, but meeting a prospective employer may turn out to be more than he bargained for. This story is also available in the bundled collection, “All Things Odd: 12 Speculative Fiction Stories.”

Boris Karloff A Gentleman's Life by Scott Allen Nolen CHAPTER 1: The Prolific Pratts CHAPTER 2: Canadian Pastures CHAPTER 3: Trial and Error CHAPTER 4: The Right Corner CHAPTER 5: Milestones CHAPTER 6: Son and Daughter CHAPTER 7: Doing His Part CHAPTER 8: Crossroads CHAPTER 9: Renaissance Man CHAPTER...

A real solution to rid government of corruption and secrecy. A must read for all American voters who are tired of being robbed blind by forces outside their control.

Ghosts, goblins, mummies, and monsters: just another day on the job for Lakefell Detectives Marc Feller and Tina Wang. Join them as they police the supernatural world while struggling to maintain two objectives: absolute secrecy regarding their work, and trying to stay alive when many of their suspects...

Ghosts, goblins, mummies, and monsters: just another day on the job for Lakefell Detectives Marc Feller and Tina Wang. Join them as they police the supernatural world while struggling to maintain two objectives: absolute secrecy regarding their work, and trying to stay alive when many of their suspects...

Seeing a big, red handlebar mustache every now and then isn't unusual, but three in one day, especially when one of them belongs to a woman? Now something strange is going on! Couple that with a hoard of rats invading your apartment and you've got a real problem on your hands. To add insult...

Ghosts, goblins, mummies, and monsters: just another day on the job for Lakefell Detectives Marc Feller and Tina Wang. Join them as they police the supernatural world while struggling to maintain two objectives: absolute secrecy regarding their work, and trying to stay alive when many of their suspects...

Blue-skinned Taylana is not interested in men…or humans for that matter, but a blind date with an awkward mathematician may change her mind in this story of love and logarithms. This story is also available in the bundled collection, “All Things Odd: 12 Speculative Fiction Stories.”

Ramos, a lone cowboy traveling across the desert, stops to rest in an isolated mining boom town. What would normally be an opportunity to relax and toss back a few drinks though quickly becomes a fight for survival in a story about how the old American West was not only wild, but weird as well.

Mike and his girlfriend, Lana Chen, are about to sit down for a romantic, candlelit dinner. Nothing will stop them from doing so…except an unexpected visit from Lana’s great-grandparents. Sure, they seem like nice people, but there’s one small problem: they’ve been dead for the past century....