Samuel Cornruff: 2 books

Alex and James thought they were just like any other university students, liking nothing more than waking up in the afternoon and skipping lectures in favour of watching daytime television. But today their elusive third housemate Hannah had a more heroic pursuit in mind for them. Only time would tell...

The Pope is dead!... ...felled by simple old age or so they said...but unbeknownst to the wider world was the true reason...murder by nefarious hands! And so the gargantuan machine that is the Catholic Church grinds into action to elect the successor...but the choice and method causes shock and consternation...