Rob Loughran: 12 books

A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR...A COMPENDIUM OF FILTHY, UNCOUTH, LEWD, LUSTY and LASCIVIOUS JOKES is the result of twenty years of research. It is, quite simply, the definitive single-volume collection of modern American adult humor. The original 700 page print edition (2006)sold well. This updated digital version is the entertainment bargain of a lifetime.

Davis O'Kane is embroiled in an IRS audit, a divorce, a burgeoning romance, a harrowing relapse into gambling addiction, and an accumulation of dead friends and acquaintances. The cops want answers but Davis only has more questions. Add to this Nevada high-desert drama a crooked horse race, a...

"Walmart to Wolf House: Sonoma County Essays" is a collection of writing from 1983-2015. It's concerned with family, Jack London, shopping at Walmart, beer, cancer, Bonsai, writing, impact craters, Homer Simpson, and Marathon running. Rob Loughran has published 23 books and over 300 articles...

Bartender Rob Loughran noticed that most of the jokes he heard at work were about women. So he wrote them all down and published them in "THE OFFICIAL "I HATE WOMEN" JOKEBOOK His wife and five daughters think he's an idiot for telling jokes like: What’s the best thing...

Tantric Zoo begins at a tantric sex couples retreat in 1987. Amid the cavorting and indulging and groping and exploring one of the campers ends up dead. The surviving campers bury the body and return to their lives.Until 2008 when the body is discovered and forensic anthropologist Bud Warhol...

What do clouds wear when it's raining?Thunderwear.What time is it when 12 people go skiing?Winter.What do you call a one day old dog?A puppy?What did zero say to eight?"I love your belt."Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes. Over 1650 Jokes!!!

Captain John Wryght, USAF is piloting the Bandler Deep Probe 9 when the spaceship encounters three unembodied aliens. The DP-9 is contaminated and John initiates the craft’s self-destruct sequence. But billionaire Richard Bandler overrides the billion-dollar-vessel’s self-destruction and the DP-9...

The smartest kid in Petaluma never thought seventh grade would be like this! When Norman Babbit skipped a grade and entered junior high a year early he thought his life would be great. But the school bully forces Norman to do his homework, his younger sister is a brat, his English teacher hates him,...

“A certain kind of rich man afflicted with the symptoms of moral dandyism sooner or later comes to the conclusion that it isn't enough merely to make money. He feels obliged to hold views, to espouse causes and elect Presidents, to explain to a trembling world how and why the world went wrong....

“The man next to me is jacking off,” said the blonde to her girlfriend as they sat in the movie theater. “Ignore him.” “I can’t,” said the blonde. “He’s using my hand.” * * * A blonde is registering to vote. The clerk asks, “When’s your birthday?” “June fifth.” “What...

Darren Elmore has it all: beautiful wife, status, profitable vineyards and winery in Sonoma County. But he has always wanted--needed--to know what it feels like to kill a man. So Darren chooses an unknown victim on a lonely road and indulges in a thrill kill. And he gets away with murder.Until...

Winner of the Mystery Novel Award. Davis O'Kane thought his fall from grace had reached its lowest point, with an impending divorce and a custody battle for his twin daughters, but then he finds a dead body in his restaurant, and his world sinks as deep as a Uranium pit in the high desert of Nightingale,...