Richard Crasta: 19 books

Conned Dee and Donald Ducksfeld “discover” the Al Stinkeroo, Iraq’s megafartacious WMD (Weapon of Mass Destruction), and demand that Iraq be totally disarmed—every steel knife in the country to be confiscated and replaced with plastic knives supplied by the Unholy Bottom Corporation, formerly...

Henry Miller meets Robin Williams and Philip Roth in this exuberant, madly excessive sexual rant from a young Indian man growing up in a repressive India and dreaming "of a f**kland that could never be." This was the basis for "The Revised Kama Sutra: A Novel," and is unlike anything seen until that time from an Indian writer. Around 5,000 words.

As a child, Vijay Prabhu is bitten by a dog. From that point on, his troubles only increase: cane-wielding, non-singing nuns and priests, a raging erection he thinks is a medical problem, and a passion for words that morphs into a desire to become a novelist in America, like Saul Bellow. He tries...

In this short humorous fantasy, Jesus Christ, on a time travel trip to 21st Century New Jersey, walks into a bar, and confesses his "Daddy Issues" to a customer who asks him, "So, Jeez, what do you do?" In turn, the Buddha and Mahatma Gandhi also make time travel trips to...

An Indian and his cow, after having had a hot romance over a mu-mu platter, have a separation, . The little girl told to "go the expletive to sleep" comes up with ten unanswerable ways to say "No!" Hemingway is drunk and aroused as he rewrites The Great Gatsby, cows are interplanetary...