Matt Payne: 18 books

These short fables by self-proclaimed guru Matt Payne describe how we can all transform our lives by earning more profits. The fancy language and amoral tone will delight even the baddest of financial investors.Part of the "Go Help Yourself" series of self-help books. With this series you get:-Savagely...

A gruesome grimoire of hilarious anecdotes, wonderful tales, impossible bullshit, and good advice.As well as sorcery, spiritual insight, get-rich-quick schemes, and ancient wisdom.Pretty much x-rated.

Action-packed and ridiculous!Imagine a never-ending ski-hill where dinosaurs are trying to eat you and the good people are harassed by talking cats! Plus dissociative poetry emenates from hidden speakers, and intrigue abounds!A brave doctor, Maverick Branderdash finds himself lost on...

Are you an aspiring artist? Are you ready for marketing agencies to harvest your burgeoning talent by luring you into their cabal of lies?Well this quick and easy how-to-guide will streamline the process of subverting and spoiling your creative energy before you get a chance to share your unique...

Greg's brother Hector is overseas for their family's special holiday. So they make a new Hector to take his place, but he turns out to be more real than they planned...

Billionaire Playboy.Murderous Maniac.Unstoppable Ambition. Assaulted by petty peers, his empire cannibalized from within, Julius Cinnamon must find out who seeks the destruction of his wondrous Agartha. He has a lust for life and a plan that could change the world. His sense of loyalty...

Life is full of horrible surprises. And if you ever find yourself trapped in a mansion with your friends getting butchered by an unidentified maniac, you'll have no idea how to respond.This step-by-step how-to guide will make it easy for even the stupidest idiot to maneuver through such...

Mind-Bending Short Fiction-A robot-god experiences time backwards and proselytizes the universe in reverse.-A magical dog writes mind-destroying fiction.-A man obsessed with numbers discovers a stream of data from the stars.-A genetic experiment falls in love with works...

The universe is full of mystery and Larry has the inside scoop.In this collection Larry uncovers secrets about multiple antichrists, alien conspiracies, the Liquid Cult, Jewish people, and exorcism.

Everybody needs money, but not everybody is as smart as you. More importantly, not everybody has this scientifically-normalized "How-To-Guide" for step-by-step money-making.Mathematically, there are steps you can take to actually make more money. Leave your poor friends behind and say hello...

A frustrating love story inside a perpetual motion machine, beyond the end of the world. Zoran works tirelessly at his job in the factory, and he's just as dedicated to the girl he loves. Everyone says that the factory is flying through space, headed for a paradise planet, but nobody has ever been...

A modern retelling of Greek mythology set in a world of robotic gods! Tricking a mountain god into setting him free, Eric must lead his fellows on a perilous journey across the ocean. As they encounter tentacled gods and suffering abominations, Eric realizes he has bitten off more than he...

Missing to Mars pulls you into a mysterious psychedelic extravaganza. Paul and Fiona move to a colony on Mars to seek their fortune. Paul has rigid plans for a business empire, but Fiona wants to be an interplanetary travel-writer seeking the truth about mankind's secret history on the Red...

On Christmas Eve, a drug addict finds himself the subject of a terrifying hunt as he is stalked by two police officers that may not be human. Estimated Word Count: 9900 words