Martha Bolton: 13 books
by Martha Bolton
Language: English
Release Date: June 1, 2000
Language: English
Release Date: June 1, 2000
Do you know a friend or have a spouse who's getting a little older and could use some ribs tickling? Could you use a perspective-altering, shot-in-the-arm about how to look at the minor aches and pains of going over the hill? For some, getting older is definitely not a laughing matter. For Martha...
Race You to the Fountain of Youth
I'm Not Dead Yet (But parts of me are going fast)
Language: English
Release Date: October 2, 2007
**The men are on one side.
The women on the other.
They're ready -- they're set -- they're off!...
Well...maybe not.**
Seasoned comedy writers Martha Bolton and Brad Dickson take an unconventional, refreshing look at the over-forty race to the Fountain of Youth. Instead...
Cooking With Hot Flashes
And Other Ways to Make Middle Age Profitable
Language: English
Release Date: September 1, 2004
Martha Bolton's observations about life and growing older nail what everyone feels but can't express. "Who Put All This Sand in My Hourglass Figure," "When I Am Old I Shall Be Purple," and "Allow Me to Repeat Myself...Again" are just a few of the topics her fans--both...
Your Best Nap Now
7 Steps to Nodding Off at Your Full Potential
Language: English
Release Date: April 1, 2009
No one looks at growing older quite like Martha Bolton. Whether she's contemplating why some people turn cantankerous as they age, suggesting songs and books for the middle years, or looking at the benefits of shrinking, she keeps readers laughing out loud. And when readers are laughing the loudest,...
by Martha Bolton
Language: English
Release Date: August 1, 2005
Language: English
Release Date: August 1, 2005
Whether Martha Bolton is contemplating whether or not there will be carbs in heaven or why she's growing her own turtle neck, she'll leave readers laughing out loud as they recognize the truth in her hilarious take on aging. Her fans crave each chapter just as they crave one more piece of chocolate....
Can I Just Hide in Bed 'til Jesus Comes Back?
Facing Life with Courage, Not Comforters
Language: English
Release Date: June 6, 2017
Depression, fear, a sense of unworthiness, and unfulfilled dreams can make women retreat to their beds—figuratively and literally—and refuse to face life. Yet most of the time, hiding in bed makes matters worse. Who needs emotional bedsores? Authors Martha Bolton and Christin Ditchfield gently...
Forgettable Jokes for Older Folks
Jokes You Wish You Could Remember about Things You Thought You'd Never Forget
Language: English
Release Date: December 4, 2018
Laugh all the way to your next birthday… and beyond!
We all age, despite some of our best efforts, but any day above ground is a good day. Why not have a little fun? From well-known comedy writer Martha Bolton comes a refreshing book of jokes for older folks.
Topics for laughter include:
senior...
Ha! GIFT
humor for the lighter side of life
Language: English
Release Date: May 11, 2010
When sweating the small stuff gets to be a way of life, this book can help keep things in perspective.
Packed with anecdotes, quotes, and more, Ha! can make even the grayest day full of sunshine with its humorous look at the lighter side of life. A great gift for the lover of laughter in your life!
Maybe Life's Just Not That Into You
When You feel Like the World's Voted You Off
Language: English
Release Date: December 12, 2006
A Self-Help Spoof for the Life Impaired
Right here in this book store, you can find hundreds of them -- self-help books. They tell you how to improve your finances, lose weight, age gracefully, and influence people. But even after reading all those books, you're still a mess. It can only mean...
Ouch! GIFT
Encouragement for the Hurts of Life
Language: English
Release Date: June 15, 2010
Part of the new Exclamation series, this book proves that laughter is truly the best medicine.
Full of humor and hope, Ouch! contains stories and quotes that are like Band-Aids for the soul. It soothes the rough spots on the bumpy road of life and gives expression to the exclamations of life!
Wow! GIFT
Celebrations for the Successes of Life
Language: English
Release Date: May 11, 2010
For all the times in your life when you simply can't contain your joy, this book helps the reader rejoice in the Wow! moments of life.
With lists and fun stories, Wow! is a pick-me-up even for those who aren't down
Josiah for President
A Novel
Language: English
Release Date: October 9, 2012
When former Congressman Mark Stedman throws in the towel on his presidential campaign, his only choice is to return to his home state and decide how to spend the rest of his life … until he meets Josiah Stoltzfus, an Amish farmer from Pennsylvania.
Stedman learns more from Josiah in a few...
It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens
Enjoying the Fruits of Middle Age
Language: English
Release Date: October 1, 2006
Laugh Your Way Through a Sticky Situation
Life is full of problems: there's not enough time in the day, your kids won't stop fighting, and those cars won't let you merge onto the highway. Not to mention the really bad stuff: your best friends are getting divorced, and your close relative is...